Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

It's that unusual, I can't find the post

I would mention the page number, but that would reveal mine as well.

Page 82!

 

[Wand3rlust]

*tries to work out how to go to a page, fails and just clicks Prev 169 times*

 

[hotwords229_A]

*tries to work out how to go to a page, fails and just clicks Prev 169 times*

I couldn’t be more delighted that it mathematically comes out to one 69!

 

[__Nathan1968]

True or not, I will be sleeping in a condom from here on out.

 

[InThe312]

True or not, I will be sleeping in a condom from here on out.

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You didn’t know cockroach was Latin for “urethra cleansing”?

 

[Endless_Night]

You didn’t know cockroach was Latin for “urethra cleansing”?

I am not even going to backtrack the last few pages after seeing this last post.

*backs out slowly*

 

[SassySheDevil]

I would mention the page number, but that would reveal mine as well.

Page 82!

Oh how much fun that revisit was.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh how much fun that revisit was.

Glad to be of service!

I’m still wondering if deft found his pic, if Wand3rlust figured out how to search by page and why I remember the exact page I’ll on!

 

[Endless_Night]

< snip> why I remember the exact page I’ll on!

You have it bookmarked?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You have it bookmarked?

Brainmarked!

 

[hotwords229_A]

This morning I was jerking off to start the day with a clear mind and just before blast off, I realized things weren’t lined up right and then I came all over my own balls.

The rest of the day followed suit.

It was a real cum all over your own balls kind of day.

No questions, just had to share that.

Well, good night.

 

[Endless_Night]

This morning I was jerking off to start the day with a clear mind and just before blast off, I realized things weren’t lined up right and then I came all over my own balls.

The rest of the day followed suit.

It was a real cum all over your own balls kind of day.

No questions, just had to share that.

Well, good night.

I have been having a lot of these kind of days lately.



But I could never have explained it so eloquently.

 

[Lmizzler]

This morning I was jerking off to start the day with a clear mind and just before blast off, I realized things weren’t lined up right and then I came all over my own balls.

The rest of the day followed suit.

It was a real cum all over your own balls kind of day.

No questions, just had to share that.

Well, good night.

This is a problem that women will never understand. That’s alright cause they have other things we don’t get too.

There is always cleanup after playtime.

 

[Apisto42]

This morning I was jerking off to start the day with a clear mind and just before blast off, I realized things weren’t lined up right and then I came all over my own balls.

The rest of the day followed suit.

It was a real cum all over your own balls kind of day.

No questions, just had to share that.

Well, good night.

i like how you say,”… I realized things weren’t lined up right…”

Now, whenever something is slightly askew, I’m going to think about cumming on my own balls. Thanks for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

i like how you say,”… I realized things weren’t lined up right…”

Now, whenever something is slightly askew, I’m going to think about cumming on my own balls. Thanks for that.

I know you’ve been there—in that split second before it happens you don’t care that your balls are about to be coated, but the second after it happens you’re like “ah fuck”!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This morning I was jerking off to start the day with a clear mind and just before blast off, I realized things weren’t lined up right and then I came all over my own balls.

The rest of the day followed suit.

It was a real cum all over your own balls kind of day.

No questions, just had to share that.

Well, good night.

Don't sweat it dude. Just towel off and move it along. The important thing was blastoff. Worry about the ruined keyboard (and other people at the library) later.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No one wants to cum on their own balls. You want to cum on the area between your bellybutton and the dick base. That makes for an easy clean-up. #Science

 

[morelikeasong]

No one wants to cum on their own balls. You want to cum on the area between your bellybutton and the dick base. That makes for an easy clean-up. #Science

I imagine sometimes it goes in the belly button though, right? And then it’s a little tricker to clean out thoroughly.

I’ve referred to my bellybutton as a cum trap before

 

[UnquietDreams]

I imagine sometimes it goes in the belly button though, right? And then it’s a little tricker to clean out thoroughly.

I’ve referred to my bellybutton as a cum trap before

Considering I have ejaculated in a woman's belly button on purpose, yes, I can see that terminology...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I imagine sometimes it goes in the belly button though, right? And then it’s a little tricker to clean out thoroughly.

I’ve referred to my bellybutton as a cum trap before

That's amazing. And...damn.
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[Lord Pmann]

I imagine sometimes it goes in the belly button though, right? And then it’s a little tricker to clean out thoroughly.

I’ve referred to my bellybutton as a cum trap before

Yes. I’ll be honest, I get really mad when that happens. It’s so gross.

The worst experience I had was cumming in my own face. I had a particularly strong orgasm and it just got me by surprise. That’s happened a couple of times. Not anymore, now that I’m 30 years old. But back 10 years ago when I was 20, my cumshots could put holes in drywall.

 

[morelikeasong]

But back 10 years ago when I was 20, my cumshots could put holes in drywall.

Is that why you had to suck them up with a shopvac?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is that why you had to suck them up with a shopvac?

She gets it.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Trick is to know your patterns. Daily blasts are likely going to be easy cleanup between the shaft and belly button (barring any misfires onto one’s own balls, of course.) It’s the ones after a few days that’ll jump up and surprise you by getting on your neck or higher. Ka-POW!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you like keep journals or something?
Asking for a friend