What’s your most controversial opinion?

[BadAmy]

I think telling a guy give himself a handjob while you logoff and go about your own business, living your life is the best option.

 

[dkak001]

@lil_jenni I don't think any of us us doubt *your* skill set. It's the rest of the mere mortals who simply have not achieved your prowess in the matter...

 

[Xerxes82]

Giving a hand job is boring AF. And because I'm going to be bored doing it, it sure as fuck isn't going to be better than my mouth, even if you are so fucking thick I can only get the head in. Trust me.

I feel the same way about receiving them. I have hands, if that's all you are going to use I may as well jerk myself off. Probably be better at it, as I'm more familiar with the equipment.

Oral is SO much better.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No, Karen (person I made up), your dessert is not "better then sex."

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Handjobs are a sandwich.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Handjobs are a sandwich.

So a blowjob is a steak?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So a blowjob is a steak?

Yes. Also fucking is a taco. Which is also a sandwich.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes. Also fucking is a taco. Which is also a sandwich.

Therefore a handjob is a blowjob????

 

[ALovelyNudist]

You know I’m not American or live in America but I think they should keep the gun law as it is. Not everyone who owns a firearm is a lunatic, it’s the people that own them that have the problem.

 

[BadAmy]

Cough.
Back to handjobs er... sandwiches.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Therefore a handjob is a blowjob????

Yes. And a BJ is the better sangwish.

Glad we solved that one. That was fun. What's next?

 

[BadAmy]

I like PB and J.
Does that count?

 

[RjThoughts]

No, Karen (person I made up), your dessert is not "better then sex."

If it is, your sex life SUCKS!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If it is, your sex life SUCKS!!!

Right??

 

[Bry1313]

Handjobs are a sandwich.

Like a good sandwich like a Reuben or a bologna and mayo sandwich on white?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like a good sandwich like a Reuben or a bologna and mayo sandwich on white?

QUOTING THIS BECAUSE IT WASNT MY FAULT THIS TIME!!!

 

[Bry1313]

QUOTING THIS BECAUSE IT WASNT MY FAULT THIS TIME!!!

I’m not the one who made the comparison, I’m asking his views. To me a sandwich is amongst the least sexy of the foods.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’m not the one who made the comparison, I’m asking his views. To me a sandwich is amongst the least sexy of the foods.

Handjobs are the bologna of spaghetti-o of sandwiches of tacos. Glad I can clear things up.

 

[Bry1313]

Handjobs are the bologna of spaghetti-o of sandwiches of tacos. Glad I can clear things up.

This post is as clear as @crazychemgirl is gross. Thank you

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This post is as clear as @crazychemgirl is gross. Thank you

Anytime. Feels good to be a hero.

 

[Taegul]

Masturbation feels like a different stranger giving me handjobs every night when I wear different gloves.

You have no idea how good it can feel until you've used a catcher's mitt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Masturbation feels like a different stranger giving me handjobs every night when I wear different gloves.

You have no idea how good it can feel until you've used a catcher's mitt.

 

[Bry1313]

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Checks out

 

[SimonSex]

Samuel Alito is a douche nozzle

 

[LeeKee]

Video games being an issue.