Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[WerdNerd]

Partial to the butt, myself. Also like the chain, and the nautical mile.

One of my pet peeves is when people think an ass load is the same as a butt load when a butt load is two hogsheads and an ass load is just made up nonsense.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

One of my pet peeves is when people think an ass load is the same as a butt load when a butt load is two hogsheads and an ass load is just made up nonsense.

Then there's the metric shit ton vs. the imperial shit tonne

Semantics matter

Governments need to accurately assess taxes after all

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did a towel.

That's enough deftowel for one day. POOF!

Arrrrrghhhhh! Private showing request!!!!!

 

[tnman03]

Then there's the metric shit ton vs. the imperial shit tonne

Semantics matter

Governments need to accurately assess taxes after all

So...you make measurements all geeky, sexy, smart girl engaging and have us all enthralled with you. Yep, that's your style for sure.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So...you make measurements all geeky, sexy, smart girl engaging and have us all enthralled with you. Yep, that's your style for sure.

*Whips out tape measure*

https://chaosandchopsuey.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tape_measure.jpg?w=620

I'm a naked Mary Poppins

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm a naked Mary Poppins

Sorry, my mind just went somewhere and will not be back for a while...

 

[Retro_Studio]

Bath Time

before things get too chaotic

 

[AuntieDisco]

Shimmer and pasties.

 

[munch2much]

Shimmer and pasties.
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Oh wow!!

Sigh

 

[deft]

Shimmer and pasties.

You are a vision!

 

[Karlton4479]

Hello it’s been a minute things are ok although I really don’t like the fact that I can’t seem to find a date. The one I thought something would happen it didn’t, upside I think I’m looking pretty good, and I found booze I can drink and it won’t fuck with my diabetes, and friends who care. Feel like I’m going in the right direction




https://www.***********/scl/fi/nz94...6-AM.jpg?rlkey=pt43rpjd8v0alej45x5dnh1cc&dl=0

 

[morelikeasong]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right?

I'm trying very hard to come up with a witty compliment right now, but all I can do is manage this. You're so fucking hot.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right?

As if my cock wasn’t hard enough from standard Friday morning wood… turns out it can get WAY harder!!!!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I mean... There's a towel in the picture... Sooo. It counts, right?

Okay, even though I’m allergic to cats and i get all sneezy and my eyes water… I’d spend ALL FUCKING DAY with my nose snuggled up against that kitty

 

[ccs29745]

Shimmer and pasties.
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Very beautiful and irresistible

 

[base10]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right? View attachment 2348390

What a delightfully smackable ass

Thank you for sharing

 

[LupineOne]

Shimmer and pasties.

Wow…you’re gorgeous. And make me want to do bad things with you

 

[__Nathan1968]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right? View attachment 2348390

A subtle invitation to be deflowered if ever I saw one.

 

[LupineOne]

Got dressed up last night for a little photoshoot. Because, why not, right?

You tease…you look good enough to eat

 

[Lmizzler]

So many hot pictures from men and women alike the last few days. Thanks for contributing everyone.

Bonus challenge, tomorrow is @dawn_of_night and @Photog1rl birthday. They would love some wax or rope play style pictures. Those are a little more challenging for some so don’t feel obligated. I’m confident they will enjoy whatever is posted!

 

[Awaywego]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

https://i.ibb.co/VQTdJkL/nakedandnerdy.jpg

Thank you! It's a great theme and picture of a lovely woman!

 

[Wriggle]

So many hot pictures from men and women alike the last few days. Thanks for contributing everyone.

Bonus challenge, tomorrow is @dawn_of_night and @Photog1rl birthday. They would love some wax or rope play style pictures. Those are a little more challenging for some so don’t feel obligated. I’m confident they will enjoy whatever is posted!

Ribbon in a bow do?

 

[Awaywego]

*Whips out tape measure*

https://chaosandchopsuey.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/tape_measure.jpg?w=620

I'm a naked Mary Poppins

Excellent

 

[lavendersilk]

So many hot pictures from men and women alike the last few days. Thanks for contributing everyone. ️

You got room in that tent for me?