Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[hotcpu]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

Perkiness is so damn Sexy ...

 

[deft]

There used to be a shit pick up line in the UK when I was a kid
"Have you ever had your tits weighed?"
"No"
Bloke grabs boobs and goes "wahey"

Or…

Him: “Bet you a pound I can touch your tits without moving my arms”
Her: “OK”
Him: *grabs tits*
Him: “Here’s your pound”

 

[Azuldrgon]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

https://i.ibb.co/VQTdJkL/nakedandnerdy.jpg

I love the artsy-ness of it.

Gorgeous. Thank you so much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

Can I borrow that book for just a moment? Oh no, just stay there, that is fine...

Thank you!

(I am also not making a Claire Cock Starkey joke because I am too highbrow for that...)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

https://i.ibb.co/VQTdJkL/nakedandnerdy.jpg

Nerd. What’s your favorite unit?!?

 

[crashD]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

https://i.ibb.co/VQTdJkL/nakedandnerdy.jpg

Great pic. Too bad the book didn’t drop..

 

[macster3951]

I think I found my next book. That looks like it's right up my alley

It is a sex geeks paradise.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nerd. What’s your favorite unit?!?

Also not making a "unit as a penis euphemism" joke because I am too highbrow.

 

[Joxlrg]

Did I undress just you take this photo for y'all?
Hell yes I did

The perks of being my own boss

https://i.ibb.co/VQTdJkL/nakedandnerdy.jpg

Both weight and measure look perfect to me

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Claire Cock-Starkey? Oh, my!

Fitting. I missed that pun initially

There used to be a shit pick up line in the UK when I was a kid
"Have you ever had your tits weighed?"
"No"
Bloke grabs boobs and goes "wahey"

That would probably get a laugh out of me exactly once

You are always a photographic delight as well as being incredibly interesting in all the best ways.

Thank You tnman

Perkiness is so damn Sexy ...

It sure can be

I love the artsy-ness of it.

Gorgeous. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Azul. What can I say? I was feeling inspired

Can I borrow that book for just a moment? Oh no, just stay there, that is fine...

Thank you!

(I am also not making a Claire Cock Starkey joke because I am too highbrow for that...)

You can borrow it for multiple moments. And stare at my tits in the process.

Is this where I tell you I'm kinda in to low brow humour?

Nerd. What’s your favorite unit?!?

*Gasps*
That's like asking me which of my children is my favorite
My second born

It started with the humble barleycorn and grew into a love affair of drams, fathoms, and smidgens. The most interesting so far has to be Mensura Christi, though.

Great pic. Too bad the book didn’t drop..

Indeed. Absolutely awful ...

 

[Wriggle]

That would probably get a laugh out of me exactly once

It's not even worth one laugh

 

[vagrantx]

Cheeky reflection

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cheeky reflection

Oh that is adorable and so very, very hot.

"I like ghost butts, and I cannot lie..."

 

[hotoldrguy]

Cheeky reflection

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cheeky indeed

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Cheeky reflection

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Made me zoom

 

[LupineOne]

Cheeky reflection

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Well done.
And oof

 

[crashD]

Cheeky reflection

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switched to my laptop to get a bwtter look

definiitely worth the time!!

 

[ck30101]

Cheeky reflection

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Now that's a gorgeous view.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Gasps*
That's like asking me which of my children is my favorite
My second born

It started with the humble barleycorn and grew into a love affair of drams, fathoms, and smidgens. The most interesting so far has to be Mensura Christi, though.

Thats fantastic! I’d never heard of that one!

I’m so boring. Mine’s just picometer because it’s fun to say picometer

 

[peekingone]

I mean... There's a towel in the picture... Sooo. It counts, right?

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This is very sexy. Well done!!!

 

[peekingone]

Cheeky reflection

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Very creative.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It started with the humble barleycorn and grew into a love affair of drams, fathoms, and smidgens. The most interesting so far has to be Mensura Christi, though.

Partial to the butt, myself. Also like the chain, and the nautical mile.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do hope you know I'm joking

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Partial to the butt, myself. Also like the chain, and the nautical mile.

I really enjoyed learning the history of the chain.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I do hope you know I'm joking

I do.