The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[HumpDayHoratio]

Reading this, I immediately thought:

Hello! I'm Likes2. Nice to meetcha. Come sit by me anytime.

Extra hugs. Hope she feels better soon!

OMG! So I Married An Axe Murderer! . The best cult classic of our time!

Funny story. Wife and I saw this in the theatre when we were dating or just newly wed. We were big SNL fans and loved MM. We were rolling in a crowed theatre to all the jokes (some of which were retreads from SNL) but the rest of the theatre goers weren’t laughing…or not as much. Everyone kept looking at us! We got a kick out of that. I still use these one liners with my kids…

Now your Morning Z:

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Back from taking an injured owl to a rehabbed and thinking (again) about going through with my falconry exam.
Anyone here, have experience?

Took a crow to one of our avian hospitals. Caught him in a box, but when the lady came out she reached in and picked him up like a chicken. I’ll know next time!

 

[Sincity09]

Good thing you’re not in joisy. They are passing a law for companies that use oversized boxes for shipping. instead of fixing the state. So you'll have less breathing room. And another proposal. The state cut school aid by up to 45% to schools but in the law schools can make up the short fall by raising property taxes up to 9 1/2 % administratively without being on any ballot or any resident or voter approval. Don't get me started...

Omg that is messed up. It’s a shell game, where they pass the buck and responsibility off to others. And I’m sorry, if you’re going to invest in anything it should be education. That’s the future generation. There are too many imbeciles running around as it is.

And OM, that means with the extra charge for oversized , it will cost you more to “get rid of the evidence”.

 

[Oldermom935]

Omg that is messed up. It’s a shell game, where they pass the buck and responsibility off to others. And I’m sorry, if you’re going to invest in anything it should be education. That’s the future generation. There are too many imbeciles running around as it is.

And OM, that means with the extra charge for oversized , it will cost you more to “get rid of the evidence”.

Lol. You'll fit. One way or another...lol

 

[Sincity09]

Shit. At 6’4 I thought I’d be safe.

Why am I getting visions of a bone saw in my mind?

 

[Oldermom935]

Shit. At 6’4 I thought I’d be safe.

Why am I getting visions of a bone saw in my mind?

 

[Sincity09]

I was thinking of going to Atlantic City but now I’m skeered

 

[Greylag]

Next round is on me!

Thanks Ted I will have an Irn Bru please

 

[Oldermom935]

@Greylag

 

[Oldermom935]

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Would you like a glass or straw with that?

 

[Greylag]

Would you like a glass or straw with that?

A glass with ice please. Thank you for asking!

 

[Oldermom935]

A glass with ice please. Thank you for asking!

My pleasure. Grabbing a nice clean glass using the tongs to put a three cubes in so I don't dilute the drink too much but make it nice and cold. Here you go enjoy!

 

[Greylag]

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Just imbibing with my tattie and leek soup. I am on the non coffee, non alcohol table in case you can't see me thru the fog of coffee fumes

 

[Greylag]

My pleasure. Grabbing a nice clean glass using the tongs to put a three cubes in so I don't dilute the drink too much but make it nice and cold. Here you go enjoy!

I will as its served with love!

 

[Oldermom935]

Lol. Got ya...lol

 

[Oldermom935]

Well folks my girls here so I'm going to go. You all have fun I'll be back later.

 

[mortis]

Had to fast yesterday for a blood draw. So after I stopped at the local breakfast place Waffle House. Sat and enjoyed the hustle and chatter of the waitresses.

 

[drobert44]

Had to fast yesterday for a blood draw. So after I stopped at the local breakfast place Waffle House. Sat and enjoyed the hustle and chatter of the waitresses.

Yes, go and stuff yourself.........I had good results, my liver is OK.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Well folks my girls here so I'm going to go. You all have fun I'll be back later.

A lot later wink wink

 

[fullservice65]

Took some time away.
Back in the kitchen.
...
Order up!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I…choose not to answer that

I just got here, working in a XL coffee

Inquiring minds want to know

 

[likes2watchU]

The morning catch up...

I’m telling!!

Snitches get stitches...
This friendly reminder brought to you by...

the rest of the theatre goers weren’t laughing…or not as much. Everyone kept looking at us!

I've had that experience in reverse.
1st viewing - whole theater into it and laughing all the right places, movie is awesome
2nd viewing w/ friends I've extolled the movie to - could hear crickets in the audience. Friends think I'm cracked and the movie sucked.

Thanks Ted I will have an Irn Bru please

Made by Girders, in Scotland
I thought it tasted like Original flavor Trident chewing gum from here in the States.

tattie and leek soup

OMG - clear broth tattie and leek soup?????
EVERY recipe I can find across the pond is for cream soup
I miss, miss, miss the clear potato and leek soup I enjoyed so much in Scotland!!!
Would love a recipe if you have one.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Y'all have been warned..

 

[Greylag]

The morning catch up...

Snitches get stitches...
This friendly reminder brought to you by...

I've had that experience in reverse.
1st viewing - whole theater into it and laughing all the right places, movie is awesome
2nd viewing w/ friends I've extolled the movie to - could hear crickets in the audience. Friends think I'm cracked and the movie sucked.

Made by Girders, in Scotland
I thought it tasted like Original flavor Trident chewing gum from here in the States.

OMG - clear broth tattie and leek soup?????
EVERY recipe I can find across the pond is for cream soup
I miss, miss, miss the clear potato and leek soup I enjoyed so much in Scotland!!!
Would love a recipe if you have one.

Will see what I can find. I was at a wee cafe. Homemade and definitely no cream in it!

 

[Greylag]

Yes, go and stuff yourself.........I had good results, my liver is OK.

Dont talk to me about livers and blood draws. They took a whole arm full of blood off me Tuesday, second time in a month and back in 7 weeks. I have problems with my liver hence no or little alcohol. It’s not just that I am weird sitting on that table it’s purely for health reasons…..and I love the company!

I am weird though and that’s just the start of it. You’ll get the measure of that in due course