Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lmizzler]

Hmm - haven't had a day when I had a dick yet... But I'll let you know if that happens. Lol

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

 

[macster3951]

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

AMEN brother...preaching to the penis-owner choir

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

Duuuuuuude, nuts stuck to the leg is SO REAL. Don’t nobody want to put Goldbond or baby powder in their trunks.

Usually I just flip the stick up, tuck under the band/belt and walk around with the shirt untucked to keep him in Incognito Mode

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

But, you forgot killing spiders and writing your name in the snow...

 

[Lmizzler]

But, you forgot killing spiders and writing your name in the snow...

I can’t tell them all the fun stuff it does too. It has to be a secret.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

But, you forgot killing spiders and writing your name in the snow...

Tan… you’re telling me you use your tally-whacker to squash spiders? Fuckin brave, my guy!

But yeah… spelling in the snow is super fun! I’m not saying it’s ALL bad, because let’s face it, I’ve never worn a bra - but even I know they SUUUUUUUCK - but @Lmizzler you nailed it

 

[ck30101]

Hmm - haven't had a day when I had a dick yet... But I'll let you know if that happens. Lol

I mean, you can borrow mine for awhile. It just comes permanently attached to me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Tan… you’re telling me you use your tally-whacker to squash spiders? Fuckin brave, my guy!

But yeah… spelling in the snow is super fun! I’m not saying it’s ALL bad, because let’s face it, I’ve never worn a bra - but even I know they SUUUUUUUCK - but @Lmizzler you nailed it

I drown them

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I drown them

Makes waaaaaaay more sense. Been pissing on insects since… (Not gonna say it because I don’t want to get banned with a before 18 reference)

 

[Amanda330]

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

Sticky sack sounds like it's such a joy...

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[Deleted member 5654768]

Sticky sack sounds like it's such a joy...

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It’s not TERRIBLE, Amanda - just hits at super inopportune timing. Like you’re helping a buddy move a couch and all of a sudden…BAM! Nuts stuck to your leg, and you’re feeling a little pull and all you want to do is adjust but you’re carry a couch. Not like this situation just happened to me and it’s fresh in my mind!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well we can do a one day theme that day to celebrate. What would you like?
Birthday present for you!

I want, I honesty don't know what I want...
But I'd love some wax and/or rope work pics....
Maybe like this

 

[Amanda330]

It’s not TERRIBLE, Amanda - just hits at super inopportune timing. Like you’re helping a buddy move a couch and all of a sudden…BAM! Nuts stuck to your leg, and you’re feeling a little pull and all you want to do is adjust but you’re carry a couch. Not like this situation just happened to me and it’s fresh in my mind!

Mhmm.

Sounds like a delightful experience... As if moving furniture isn't bad enough. I have to say, I've never felt sad that I do not have balls of my own...

 

[Artfan2]

Sticky sack sounds like it's such a joy...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2JhvW3Rja7cb3P1u/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952e9jshr3ka7u988ba7eh4d6n5mhdqgvlqqgz7xos9&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

The "Free Willy" approach definitely has its advantages.

 

[draconus_infernus]

As promised to @lavendersilk, here’s my new Ghostbusters shirt. GB Engineering, a division of Zeddemore Industries. They finally did right by Ernie Hudson in those movies.

 

[Awaywego]

Feeling myself... Wanna feel me?
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I think that goes without saying...touch, feel, rub, excite....just all the things

 

[lavendersilk]

As promised to @lavendersilk, here’s my new Ghostbusters shirt. GB Engineering, a division of Zeddemore Industries. They finally did right by Ernie Hudson in those movies.

I love that!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmm - haven't had a day when I had a dick yet... But I'll let you know if that happens. Lol

You don't have one? Mine's detachable & currently charging in my nightstand drawer. Let me know if you want the link

 

[draconus_infernus]

You don't have one? Mine's detachable & currently charging in my nightstand drawer. Let me know if you want the link

Now that King Missile song Detachable Penis is stuck in my head.

 

[Amanda330]

You don't have one? Mine's detachable & currently charging in my nightstand drawer. Let me know if you want the link

Oh... In that case, I'm a liar.

 

[LIDiver]

Now that King Missile song Detachable Penis is stuck in my head.

My mind IMMEDIATELY went there too.
“ if it pops up, let me know”

 

[NubiaUnbound]

Now that King Missile song Detachable Penis is stuck in my head.

I need to listen to this as soon as I find my headphones

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

You don't have one? Mine's detachable & currently charging in my nightstand drawer. Let me know if you want the link

As in link for purchase or link to control? Either case… INTERESTED!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’re missing out. Let me tell you. The way the sack sticks to your leg when your sweaty. Or how you can’t hide an erection ever. Yeah…be jealous.

It’s not TERRIBLE, Amanda - just hits at super inopportune timing. Like you’re helping a buddy move a couch and all of a sudden…BAM! Nuts stuck to your leg, and you’re feeling a little pull and all you want to do is adjust but you’re carry a couch. Not like this situation just happened to me and it’s fresh in my mind!

I feel like you two can benefit from this fine product here. Sticky ball chafe, be-gone!!!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I feel like you two can benefit from this fine product here. Sticky ball chafe, be-gone!!!

Deodorant lotion? I don’t know about you @Lmizzler, but I didn’t say anything about smelly balls! Also… if I’m putting lotion on my nether regions I’m probably going to end up knocking out a solo session. Not sure if I could add this to my self care routine