What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[fsa52]

Pondering my choices in alcoholic beverages tonight
Bloody Mary
Screwdriver
White wine

 

[Xerxes82]

Saw a great bumper sticker today.

"Beware of atoms.

They make up everything!"

 

[BadAmy]

Actually, there’s a difference between an Olympic sport and an Olympic event. A sport is governed by an international body, whereas an event is a competition in a sport or discipline resulting in a ranking and giving rise to the awarding of medals. Mansplaining would likely qualify as a discipline, so really, what you’re referring to is an Olympic event.
[smugly leans back in chair and unnecessarily manspreads so I take up 3 seats.]

Welcome back to lit.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Glad that this week of super nut-ness at work has come to any endhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/WP2F0vEb9f1GbX22Ab/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91jludym3jl9q47uzeyl4cqv6bweb54vyrazphk6zg&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Shady_nz]

I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you
Thank you Gloria Gaynor for those wonderful words

 

[mellowyellows]

I’m thinking that when ur alone…..it really feels like ur alone. Go figure….

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You need therapy.

 

[FunLi]

Someone needs to convince me that I don’t need a 30ft slip-n-slide because I. Want. It.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Someone needs to convince me that I don’t need a 30ft slip-n-slide because I. Want. It.

How much alcohol is involved with this thought?

 

[BadAmy]

Jesus fuck I gotta put you on ignore, too?
Goddamn.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jesus fuck I gotta put you on ignore, too?
Goddamn.

I'm debating, but I figured I'd give it day or two. Probably not the same person.

 

[BadAmy]

I'm debating, but I figured I'd give it day or two. Probably not the same person.

Girl, these alts are like pokemon, or an STD...
I mean, do I catch them all or what?

 

[FunLi]

How much alcohol is involved with this thought?

Haha..I’m a few glasses of wine in tonight.

 

[Shenanigans90]

If this baseball game doesn’t end soon I’m going to be drunk.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Are you kidding me?

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

If this baseball game doesn’t end soon I’m going to be drunk.

https://media.tenor.com/UVi44BCdoMMAAAAM/do-it-kermit.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

Everything I look at and follow on Tumblr is sexual.
For some reason it keeps suggesting airplane pics to me.

Do these computer algorithms even work?!

 

[Lady2020]

There's an extremely hot af 70+ man on Lit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's an extremely hot af 70+ man on Lit.

No way! Really? Hot dang!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everything I look at and follow on Tumblr is sexual.
For some reason it keeps suggesting airplane pics to me.

Do these computer algorithms even work?!

Maybe you've revved a few engines over there.

 

[Lady2020]

No way! Really? Hot dang!!!

For fing realz.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Leave me alone. Get therapy.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Leave me alone. Get therapy.

But, aren’t you my therapist?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

But, aren’t you my therapist?

Only if you count my singing Rubber Ducky to you.

 

[jaF0]

Aurora.