Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TANSTAAFL58]

Gather my nerdish brethren and sisteren...behold: Prime Nerd.

The Holy Book.

My Bible, as a member of the World's Second Oldest Profession. Yes, fellow freaks and geeks, I am a Mechanical Engineer. This is my copy of Machinery's Handbook, 20th Edition (1978). It contains all the holy verses: the parable of the Statically Indeterminate Beam. The stark beauty of the Kingsbury Thrust Bearing (the blue post-it), Standard Specifications for Ropes and Chains (and Shackles). The horror of the IFI Trial Metric Thread (fuck you very much, GM). Trig and Log tables. The Care and Feeding of the Slide Rule. Heat Treatment of Oil- and Water-Hardening Tool Steel. Conversion Tables. And the mysteries of the Sliding Fit. I should read that to you...maybe Monday.

https://i.ibb.co/x3JQ8nH/20240509-093932-01.jpg

 

[Lmizzler]

Gather my nerdish brethren and sisteren...behold: Prime Nerd.

The Holy Book.

My Bible, as a member of the World's Second Oldest Profession. Yes, fellow freaks and geeks, I am a Mechanical Engineer. This is my copy of Machinery's Handbook, 20th Edition (1978). It contains all the holy verses: the parable of the Statically Indeterminate Beam. The stark beauty of the Kingsbury Thrust Bearing (the blue post-it), Standard Specifications for Ropes and Chains (and Shackles). The horror of the IFI Trial Metric Thread (fuck you very much, GM). Trig and Log tables. The Care and Feeding of the Slide Rule. Heat Treatment of Oil- and Water-Hardening Tool Steel. Conversion Tables. And the mysteries of the Sliding Fit. I should read that to you...maybe Monday.

https://i.ibb.co/x3JQ8nH/20240509-093932-01.jpg

I love the story you created to go with the picture!!! Great stuff

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Seems as though most have enjoyed a theme each week to focus their sexy efforts towards. I have plenty of ideas for other things. My brain can be a squirrel on coffee at times. ️

But, I’d love to hear ideas from everyone else. Post them here or send them to my DMs.

How about pics for @Bry1313's birthday? Tag him in all your nudes!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy birthday @Bry1313 even though you've never posted in this thread.

Ill even share my LaCroix with you today
https://ibb.co/6myLG2z

 

[peekingone]

Happy birthday @Bry1313 even though you've never posted in this thread.

Ill even share my LaCroix with you today
https://ibb.co/6myLG2z

Sharing is caring and that is a great flavor too

 

[LupineOne]

What a gorgeous spring afternoon!

 

[LupineOne]

Ahem @AuntieDisco

 

[morelikeasong]

Ahem @AuntieDisco

I’m not AuntieDisco but I’m still happy for another sighting!

 

[devilsanus]

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Please feel free to continue...

 

[crashD]

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Very hot!!

 

[Lmizzler]

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Super cool and super hot and super powers!

 

[morelikeasong]

Squishy!

 

[WerdNerd]

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Spider boobs, spider boobs,
Do whatever they want to do
Because boobs do what they
What they want to do...

 

[Lmizzler]

Squishy!View attachment 2346652

I just want to squeeze it

 

[lavendersilk]

I just want to squeeze them

FIFY

 

[LupineOne]

Squishy!

And comfy!!
(also have Dory from Finding Nemo swimming through my head)

 

[morelikeasong]

And comfy!!
(also have Dory from Finding Nemo swimming through my head)

I think of this one, but squishy instead of fluffy lol

https://media0.giphy.com/media/yGkmc5NmGX5h6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7q549qxqm0leqbftcr23uqpnrgyzicvdkq9b9fx4k&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Squishy!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/xA16RBOIHdbpwgms4X/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe910mpxyza0u83rhsyrs2abyg6m99xe4tt5373onqxu&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[ck30101]

Squishy!View attachment 2346652

In all the right places

 

[Lmizzler]

FIFY

oh I think I made my point. But you definitely made it more clear.

 

[macster3951]

Squishy!View attachment 2346652

That’s where my grogu pillow went…

 

[macster3951]

Adding the male version to @AuntieDisco, not to compete at all.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6o7r...ey=w4o3nsoi8ssy2d0jzk1y0v1xk&st=j35d8x3q&dl=0

 

[morelikeasong]

Adding the male version to @AuntieDisco, not to compete at all.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6o7r...ey=w4o3nsoi8ssy2d0jzk1y0v1xk&st=j35d8x3q&dl=0

https://media0.giphy.com/media/hTQSzVR7yYW88/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7dqfiyg2yzcx41u7hrg5n2kypvlv4banmoipopqjq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crashD]

Squishy!View attachment 2346652

I'm sure they are!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Squishy!

These are the boobs we were looking for.