Anyone from the UK?

[Scotchlander]

Well...

We wouldn't have had to ruin Northumberland to keep the fuckers out, and we'd not have an endless independence debate.

And we'd never have suffered the fucking Krankies...

Very true

 

[Heidi_UK]

Had a sex dream about a coworker last night. I can never look them in the eye again.

Worst bit about it was that dream-me turned down the opportunity because it would be cheating on my dream-wife.

C'mon dream me, GIT SUM next time.

 

[joclfc]

No, seriously. I am trying to be a good girl. I don't want to embarrass anybody!

Is there a pool to see for how long??

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sex dreams are simultaneously the best and worst

 

[Saltfountain]

Sex dreams are simultaneously the best and worst

I see someone isn't managing an orgasm in her own sex dreams...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Women can be a bit more tricksy to bring to orgasm than guys...

 

[Saltfountain]

Women can be a bit more tricksy to bring to orgasm than guys...

Must be, if you're failing to get yourself there...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sometimes. The body is not willing.

 

[Saltfountain]

Even in your dreams?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Sometimes. The body is not willing.

I find it's my brain that gets in my way usually

 

[Saltfountain]

Again, even in your dreams?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Again, even in your dreams?

Yup

 

[Yesok1]

@Saltfountain you can be having a really good time and at the click of your fingers the moment goes, and is lost!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Told you. Women  can be more tricksy than guys.

 

[Saltfountain]

Told you. Women  can be more tricksy than guys.

Nah, I'm a failure in my dreams as well

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Anyway why are we all talking about sex in the bin thread?

 

[Yesok1]

Anyway why are we all talking about sex in the bin thread?

Yeah, even I don't do that.

 

[Saltfountain]

Anyway why are we all talking about sex in the bin thread?

I was talking about dreams

Not my fault you're all degenerates

 

[lingus60]

Anyway why are we all talking about sex in the bin thread?

I know...... absolutely shocking! The real surprise it that all the lurkers haven't popped up offering their services....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I know...... absolutely shocking! The real surprise it that all the lurkers haven't popped up offering their services....

Well I would but I'm lurking quietly...

Anyway. No one can afford my services.

 

[lingus60]

Well I would but I'm lurking quietly...

Anyway. No one can afford my services.

As they say... if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it...

 

[Saltfountain]

Don't recall anyone asking his price

 

[lingus60]

How much Wonky?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Well I would but I'm lurking quietly...

Anyway. No one can afford my services.

Puts ha'penny back in my pocket