Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Good idea.
Favourite toast topping?

Got to be homemade jam and marmalade for me

 

[lingus60]

I burnt my toast and set off the smoke alarm ffs

Look on the bright side... things can only get better for the rest of the day from boring spreadsheet and fire alarms

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Got to be homemade jam and marmalade for me

Oh homemade? What fruits do you use?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Look on the bright side... things can only get better for the rest of the day from boring spreadsheet and fire alarms

Thank you

 

[lingus60]

Oh homemade? What fruits do you use?

I grow raspberries, blackcurrants, redcurrants, whitecurrants and gooseberries in the garden so summer glut time is jam making time. Still eating last summers jam! Maybe have a lit auction

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I grow raspberries, blackcurrants, redcurrants, whitecurrants and gooseberries in the garden so summer glut time is jam making time. Still eating last summers jam! Maybe have a lit auction

That all sounds wonderful.
Any time I try to grow something it just withers away. I leave a little wild corner in my garden and all sorts of things are thriving with no involvement from me.

 

[Yesok1]

I have peanut butter this morning, I do love strawberry jam though

Yes, peanut butter is my go to for fat and protein!

I can’t settle this morning, I need to concentrate on a boring spreadsheet, I’m off to get toast.

I bet I know how to help you settle

 

[Saltfountain]

Where would we be without the Scots?

Well...

We wouldn't have had to ruin Northumberland to keep the fuckers out, and we'd not have an endless independence debate.

And we'd never have suffered the fucking Krankies...

 

[Saltfountain]

Yes, peanut butter is my go to for fat and protein!

I bet I know how to help you settle

Heyyyy... I've just realised... You fancy her!

 

[Wriggle]

It's sweet, salty.

But I'm not sure who I'm more scared for

 

[Yesok1]

Heyyyy... I've just realised... You fancy her!

 

[Saltfountain]

Like you're capable of that...

 

[Yesok1]

Like you're capable of that...

No, seriously. I am trying to be a good girl. I don't want to embarrass anybody!

 

[Saltfountain]

No, seriously. I am trying to be a good girl. I don't want to embarrass anybody!

Who are you embarrassing?

 

[Scotchlander]

Well...

We wouldn't have had to ruin Northumberland to keep the fuckers out, and we'd not have an endless independence debate.

And we'd never have suffered the fucking Krankies...

Very true

 

[Heidi_UK]

Had a sex dream about a coworker last night. I can never look them in the eye again.

Worst bit about it was that dream-me turned down the opportunity because it would be cheating on my dream-wife.

C'mon dream me, GIT SUM next time.

 

[joclfc]

No, seriously. I am trying to be a good girl. I don't want to embarrass anybody!

Is there a pool to see for how long??

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sex dreams are simultaneously the best and worst

 

[Saltfountain]

Sex dreams are simultaneously the best and worst

I see someone isn't managing an orgasm in her own sex dreams...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Women can be a bit more tricksy to bring to orgasm than guys...

 

[Saltfountain]

Women can be a bit more tricksy to bring to orgasm than guys...

Must be, if you're failing to get yourself there...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sometimes. The body is not willing.

 

[Saltfountain]

Even in your dreams?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Sometimes. The body is not willing.

I find it's my brain that gets in my way usually

 

[Saltfountain]

Again, even in your dreams?