The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[hilton1958]

Back in the alleged pandemic we even had total bans on alcohol sales, three times! I was caught off guard the first time but the next two times I saw it

It was my first project of the pandemic. It's about a case shy of full.

You never know when the next pandemic is going to hit.

coming and stocked up.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I can’t remember if they banned alcohol sales here. I think not. But pubs were closed for ages. And then were open only if you had a
“Substantial meal” so apparently if you just drank you got covid but if you ate too it was okay. Jeez there was a lot of BS then

 

[Lilianna23]

Lmaoooo

Boom chicka bow wow…cue the cheesy keyboard and funk guitar

You guys started early yesterday morning!

 

[Lilianna23]

Break out the black socks...lol

Why do the guys always have socks on?!?

 

[Lilianna23]

Wondering why they wore socks. Ah the sticky floors.

Ewww!

 

[Lilianna23]

“We’re here to fix your plumbing. Sure we might be dressed in tight jeans and not wearing shirts, but it’s how we roll when we go to ‘job’ sites”

How come I never get those guys?

 

[Lilianna23]

Lol. I'd like to thank you all my girl is now awake and I must take my leave. You all have a wonderful day and thank you. Throwing a 20 on the table and thank you very much for the coffee it was wonderful.

I'm glad you stopped by!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hello and Greetings! Saw this thread and thought I would pop in and enjoy the company while I drink my coffee.

Welcome!

 

[Wonderer67]

Howdy boys and girls. Up at 335. Slept on my back wrong I think.

 

[Lilianna23]

These are 1960-era. Nicer than the stuff the factories are churning out today.


At this rate, I'm going to have to buy another rifle to stick in one of them.


We have no walnuts. Sad . . . .

Please post some pictures of the finished products!

 

[Lilianna23]

(Lifts his leg and breaks wind)

Huh?

We need an eye-rolling emoji!

You're such a dude, R³!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yes! Not a typical bonsai pot as it has the drainage hole on the side, but as you’ll see in the next iteration of pics, I was able to run the shaping wire through the side and pull the plant up for leverage to keep the Shari out of the soil and prevent further rot (hopefully!).

Junipers are traditionally in clay pots, but I cheated (if you haven’t noticed I break a lot of “rules”) and went with this glazed pot. Mainly because at the time it had a built in humidity tray.

Don't call it cheating. Call it creatively interpreting the rules!

 

[Lilianna23]

Noooooo.

Nope.

Ok, maybe.

Uh, huh! I knew it!

 

[marriedpervs]

Any ladies have a nice rack they’d like to share a description, dimensions or pic of?

Ha! I thought the same thing when I read hilton1958's original message!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hey! Who’s up for a drink?

This joints quiet tonite.

Weeks almost over and started badly. But now we’re close to the finish line.

Going to see Me First And The Gimme Gimmes Saturday in Asbury Park. The ultimate punk rock cover band. Members are from a bunch of other punk rock bands (Lagwagon, NOFX and The Swingin Utters)

Did you have a better day?

Sounds like a fun weekend you have planned.

 

[Lilianna23]

The kids wearing black dress socks with those Nike sandals makes me laugh

Socks and sandals is a thing here in the PNW!

 

[Lilianna23]

Seeing as it's digital, I'll have a leggy red
(I miss wine - but not the headaches and hives)
IRL I enjoyed a ginger beer earlier

It's the sulfites in red wines. I get a red face from most. My very fair skin shows everything.

 

[Lilianna23]

I only have one wine rack and it's in my shop where it stays cool. It's capacity is 119 bottles.

Your wine cellar!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Why do the guys always have socks on?!?

It’s very hard to take your socks off in a sexy manner.

You have the “hang on let’s lose the moment while I sit on the bed, cross one leg over the other and take my sock off then repeat.”.

Or the stand on one foot like a flamingo. Which results in getting off balance and hopping around. Followed by crashing into the night stand and knocking stuff off.

And let’s blame women too. In fact let’s just blame women. While they are eager to unbutton a shirt and run their hand in your chest. Or pull that belt off and rip your pants off. Ain’t no woman I’ve ever met who has a minxy look in her face, slides down your body and rolls your socks off. AND if a woman does have a minxy look on her face and slides down your body and what she does there is take your socks off, she’s losing marks.

As a side note. I have a friend. One night out I found him in the gutter of side street in Amsterdam. “What you doing there?” I asked helping him up. “Got thrown out of a brothel for insisting I take my socks off.”

 

[Lilianna23]

Back in the alleged pandemic we even had total bans on alcohol sales, three times! I was caught off guard the first time but the next two times I saw it


coming and stocked up.

Why couldn't you buy alcohol? That seems odd. Here everyone was drinking and baking. Not necessarily in that order.

 

[Lilianna23]

Howdy boys and girls. Up at 335. Slept on my back wrong I think.

Stretch it out! Then back to bed with you!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

How come I never get those guys?

Can I give you the card for Hilton and SinCity Plumbing. “Plumbing with your socks on. No job too wet or fitting too tight”

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Ha! I thought the same thing when I read hilton1958's original message!

Im trying to find the emoji you left to click on

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Stretch it out! Then back to bed with you!

Okay how is everyone else interpreting this instruction?

 

[Lilianna23]

It’s very hard to take your socks off in a sexy manner.

You have the “hang on let’s lose the moment while I sit on the bed, cross one leg over the other and take my sock off then repeat.”.

Or the stand one one foot like a flamingo. Which results in getting off balance and hopping around. Followed by crashing into the night stand and knocking stuff off.

And let’s blame women too. In face let’s just blame women. While they are eager to unbutton a shirt and run their hand in your chest. Or pull that belt off and rip your pants off. Ain’t no woman I’ve ever met who has a minxy look in her face, slides down your body and rolls your socks off. AND if a woman does have a minxy look on her face and slides down your body and what she does there is take your socks off, she’s losing marks.

As a side note. I have a friend. One night out I found in the gutter of side street in Amsterdam. “What you doing there?” I asked helping him up. “Got thrown out of a brothel for insisting I take my socks off.”

It's been a while since I had a random hookup, but I don't recall men having a problem getting their socks off. Women have to somehow wriggle out of pantyhose and we do that just fine.