Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes. Super sexy!
Don't mind my ass. It has a few things to say...

Eh.
I can qweef with the best of them after some good sex. This tracks.
I like to think my body parts are giving a round of applause in their own ways

 

[SassySheDevil]

It's been my experience that a sad cock is universal, across all regions.

It better not be sad if it's in my ass.

Oh! I don't think we've had giant sentient spider sex before.

Also, ewwww.

My brain is

I think the weirdest porn type book I've ever read was vampire sex. It was ick. I couldn't finish.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

vampire sex.

Fascinating. Was there a lot of blood? Like a Tarantino amount?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fascinating. Was there a lot of blood? Like a Tarantino amount?

Harder to tell from the books. But there appeared to be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Emergency palette cleanser.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41WUfd1Ck+L.jpg

Sea Monster sex disturbs you, but ghost tentacle sex is a palette cleanser?

@hotwords229_A

This might be up your, ahem, alley.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1602334271i/55615744.jpg

What?!

Sometimes it’s like you don’t even know me.
I’d much rather get plugged by the ghost.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sea Monster sex disturbs you, but ghost tentacle sex is a palette cleanser?

What?!

Sometimes it’s like you don’t even know me.
I’d much rather get plugged by the ghost.

Ectoplasm up to your eyeballs?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ectoplasm up to your eyeballs?

I like it slippery.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like it slippery.

*Thuds*

 

[Photog1rl]

Something tells me default might like this

Why did I zoom in on that?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why did I zoom in on that?

I did too!
I thought it was a cartoon at first.

 

[Photog1rl]

I like it slippery.

That is the right response.

 

[Treeview]

can anyone draw a map with their cock??

No..but mine points north

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No..but mine points north

What happens when you fly over the Bermuda triangle?
Does it go haywire??

 

[Photog1rl]

No..but mine points north

Like true North? All the time??
Does it hurt?

 

[Photog1rl]

What happens when you fly over the Bermuda triangle?
Does it go haywire??

Why am I now picturing a helicockter?

 

[Treeview]

Whew...how would I know. Haywire and cock don''t belong in the same sentence

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Why am I now picturing a helicockter?

Whirlybird?
Flappybird?

A girl needs to know these things

 

[Treeview]

Like true North? All the time??
Does it hurt?

True...not magnetic

I wear relaxed fit jeans

 

[Photog1rl]

Whirlybird?
Flappybird?

A girl needs to know these things

Right?? The image is more whirly than flappy
Flappy took my mind to extra-long labia. It was a rough take off but a smooth landing.

Jesus why does my brain do that?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Right?? The image is more whirly than flappy
Flappy took my mind to extra-long labia. It was a rough take off but a smooth landing.

Jesus why does my brain do that?

Qweefing comes full circle

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Something tells me default might like this

Looks like it could most definitely stimulate the prostate

Side question; do y'all get farty after some back door action?

Yep, what goes in must come out. That applies to both the air and the cum. I think it’s actually less inconvenient on the receiving end than vaginal sex because you have some control over the exit

 

[Endless_Night]

Found this while done a rabbit hole. Not exactly thread relevant, nor sexual, but as all the images seem to find their way here, I give you -

The Victorian Map of a Woman's Heart

https://recollections.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/BRM3152-Kellog-Map-of-Womans-Heart-copy-1-2506x3000-1-scaled.jpg

Is it me, or do we seem vanity heavy.

 

[Endless_Night]

For contrast, the male version.

Note how much more practical and less frivolous are our counterparts.

(My favorite region is the Wall of Dread of a Woman's Tongue. )

https://recollections.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/BRM3152-Kellog-Map-of-Mans-Heart_lowres-2463x3000-2-768x935.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Found this while done a rabbit hole. Not exactly thread relevant, nor sexual, but as all the images seem to find their way here, I give you -

The Victorian Map of a Woman's Heart

https://recollections.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/BRM3152-Kellog-Map-of-Womans-Heart-copy-1-2506x3000-1-scaled.jpg

Is it me, or do we seem vanity heavy.

Excessive. And a notable lack of physical affection...

 

[Endless_Night]

Holy -



Whist searching for an erotic cover to make it up to @hotwords229_A for my fail on Pleasing the Tentacle Warden ( ) I ran across this little gem of an article.

Teratophilia: Do You Have a Monster Fetish?

Which was informative, until I reached the Alien Egg Fetish. I mean . . . I have recovered from my first learning of tentacle porn, but alien egg fetish?

Okay. Working on the horrified judg-y thing.

So, took a deep breath and waded back in, for about three paragraphs. Enter the Ovipositor, a . . . toy. To help you fulfill your alien egg fantasies. Ooze is . . . mentioned.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I'M OUT

No more erotica internet searches for me tonight!

Possibly ever.



*thud*