The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Try using a Neti pot to wash the pollen from your nose!

Thank you

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

It's late for you! Go to bed!

Some of us are already naked in bed

(One of those words strictly not necessary, but that extra detail paints a picture)

 

[Missk_2022]

merkin
/mûr′kĭn/

noun
A pubic wig.
Originally, a wig; afterwards, a mop for cleaning cannon.
A patch of false hair, or something resembling hair, worn on a string over the female pudenda; -- used by stripteasers


Ain't Google great?

Prostitutes used to wear to cover the genital ravages of stds in q time where there wasn't widespread use of condoms or penicillin to treat

 

[Rj_1954]

Quiet evening here. Nothing special.


That's a good thing.

Why?

 

[Lilianna23]

Prostitutes used to wear to cover the genital ravages of stds in q time where there wasn't widespread use of condoms or penicillin to treat

I did not know this! Thanks, K!

 

[Wonderer67]

I hope today was better than yesterday! I love the Satchel advice!

Today was a good productive day. Thanks Lilliana!

 

[Wonderer67]

When you have to show ID to prove you're old enough to buy alcohol.

A great problem to have!

 

[Wonderer67]

Without looking, what is the jeopardy answer.

https://imgur.com/a/oekCmRq

 

[Wonderer67]

My answer was “what is anal.”

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Without looking, what is the jeopardy answer.

https://imgur.com/a/oekCmRq

What is a cure for your partner not wanting sex because they have a headache?

 

[Missk_2022]

What is lack of Pain?

 

[Wonderer67]

How’s about this one??

https://imgur.com/a/cjnhFTA

 

[Wonderer67]

What is lack of Pain?

Ding ding ding!



You’re good Miss sk

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

How’s about this one??

https://imgur.com/a/cjnhFTA

What is a lake TITicaca

 

[Wonderer67]

What is a lake TITikata

no!!

What is lake booby poopoo.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I’ve been on lake titicaca

It was big and wet. Somehow reminds me of my ex

 

[Rj_1954]

Without looking, what is the jeopardy answer.

https://imgur.com/a/oekCmRq

Blood flow from the brain?

 

[Tweedledude]

Prostitutes used to wear to cover the genital ravages of stds in q time where there wasn't widespread use of condoms or penicillin to treat

Oh my.... There is a historical context i never knew but i can see where that would be the case.

 

[Missk_2022]

Oh my.... There is a historical context i never knew but i can see where that would be the case.

Beware of strange women wearing merkins.......... words to live by

 

[Missk_2022]

Ding ding ding!



You’re good Miss sk

Dang didn't even look it up...... I was between that headache or fever.... aspiring wasn't developed until I want say early 20th century..... they used willow bark that is high in salicylates....makes you think doesn't it

Ding ding ding!



You’re good Miss sk

 

[hilton1958]

Good morning all you gorgeous sexy matures.
New day, new challenges, new possibilities.

 

[thør]

No lollipops.


Wait, they were in her purse.

Wrapped in her panties?

 

[thør]

Dang didn't even look it up...... I was between that headache or fever.... aspiring wasn't developed until I want say early 20th century..... they used willow bark that is high in salicylates....makes you think doesn't it

The moose eat a pile of willows in winter.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Morning all I’ve got the coffee on

 

[hilton1958]

Morning all I’ve got the coffee on

Great, do you do cappuccinos?