The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Rj_1954]

And....

Can't say on a live thread...PMs yes

 

[kathyisgr65]

Am I being called to the prs office..

 

[kathyisgr65]

Look

 

[Rj_1954]

Am I being called to the prs office..

Prs?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Principals.. My bad

 

[kathyisgr65]

Rj I'm sorry if I offended u ur not a bitch

 

[hilton1958]

I was in the States last week and got carded.

I’m like dude I’d have to be some serious make up artist to carry this off

What does that mean, "carded"?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

What does that mean, "carded"?

Asked for my ID to check my age when purchasing an alcoholic beverage

 

[hilton1958]

Asked for my ID to check my age when purchasing an alcoholic beverage

Say Whaat? How old are you exactly, this is the over 50's group right?

 

[hilton1958]

On the subject of ageing graciously. I am a bit of an addict of online shopping, I'm always buying stuff from a couple of my favourite sites. I do try however to buy things I'll actually use, and today I got one of the best things ever. So you know how as one ages, you tend to get hair growing in the most unattractive of places? Well today I took delivery of my new Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer! All I can say is it works a treat, no more battling with a scissor and still missing half of it, I am thrilled with my purchase.

 

[kathyisgr65]

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This is for u perverted geriatrics

 

[hilton1958]

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This is for u perverted geriatrics

Hey, I still do stupid stuff, I just do it slower now.

 

[crashD]

Looks like I’ve missed a lot of activity. Hi to all!

 

[hilton1958]

Hi Crash, you haven't missed anything profound, just killing time in a fun sort of way with fun sort of people.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

On the subject of ageing graciously. I am a bit of an addict of online shopping, I'm always buying stuff from a couple of my favourite sites. I do try however to buy things I'll actually use, and today I got one of the best things ever. So you know how as one ages, you tend to get hair growing in the most unattractive of places? Well today I took delivery of my new Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer! All I can say is it works a treat, no more battling with a scissor and still missing half of it, I am thrilled with my purchase.

Yeah I’ve got one of those
Otherwise I’d have nose hair that I could donate to fund a 70s porn film bush

 

[hilton1958]

Yeah I’ve got one of those
Otherwise I’d have nose hair that I could donate to fund a 70s porn film bush

Haha, you and me both, so unsightly. I wish I'd got one of these gizmos years ago.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

@kathyisgr65 gave a sad face that I’ve not enough nose hair for a 70s porn muff.

I can grow it out if you want me to send you a merkin for Xmas

 

[kathyisgr65]

@kathyisgr65 gave a sad face that I’ve not enough nose hair for a 70s porn muff.

I can grow it out if you want me to send you a merkin for Xmas

I always wanted a sweater made out of some washed up 70s porn star..will u autograph it..Kathy w a k please

 

[kathyisgr65]

@kathyisgr65 gave a sad face that I’ve not enough nose hair for a 70s porn muff.

I can grow it out if you want me to send you a merkin for Xmas

Wtf is a merkin?

 

[Tweedledude]

Wtf is a merkin?

merkin
/mûr′kĭn/

noun
A pubic wig.
Originally, a wig; afterwards, a mop for cleaning cannon.
A patch of false hair, or something resembling hair, worn on a string over the female pudenda; -- used by stripteasers


Ain't Google great?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

On the subject of ageing graciously. I am a bit of an addict of online shopping, I'm always buying stuff from a couple of my favourite sites. I do try however to buy things I'll actually use, and today I got one of the best things ever. So you know how as one ages, you tend to get hair growing in the most unattractive of places? Well today I took delivery of my new Nose and Ear Hair Trimmer! All I can say is it works a treat, no more battling with a scissor and still missing half of it, I am thrilled with my purchase.

Link/pictures/description. I prefer to buy recommended stuff.

 

[Wonderer67]

Link/pictures/description. I prefer to buy recommended stuff.

I think I have the norelco one. Cheap and effective. Runs on AA battery. Had it for 10 years+.

The issue w belong middle age:
I have no hair on my head
And growing hair everywhere else. I give my eyebrows, nose and ears a good going over once a month.

Every so often I get what my wife calls “Brezhnev Brow” so I do need to keep things trimmed there.

And yes, I shave my head every day and manscape. Just not with that tool. (Regular razor)

https://www.health.com/best-nose-hair-trimmers-6892446

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think I have the norelco one. Cheap and effective. Runs on AA battery. Had it for 10 years+.

The issue w belong middle age:
I have no hair on my head
And growing hair everywhere else. I give my eyebrows, nose and ears a good going over once a month.

Every so often I get what my wife calls “Brezhnev Brow” so I do need to keep things trimmed there.

And yes, I shave my head every day and manscape. Just not with that tool. (Regular razor)

https://www.health.com/best-nose-hair-trimmers-6892446

Thank you!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Quiet evening here. Nothing special.


That's a good thing.

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning RRR! Up earlier than normal as sinuses started acting up again. The tree pollen is very high and I love being outside this time of year. So I put up with the occasional sinus pressure.

Try using a Neti pot to wash the pollen from your nose!