LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Anyone from the UK?

And there's been a lot of "female interaction" on here so those 17 boxes could easily get a good testing from other willing volunteers :oops:
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Nope. You're sacked, remember?

It turns out trying to bed my entire female workforce isn't good for the company profits.
Click to expand...
Oh, but I was thinking of bringing in efficiencies for time saving. If I helped Rosie, with the testing, we could do it much faster, and boost profits, whilst cutting costs.
 
And on that note, I'm off home ... got to do a nice Mushroom Pasta Ragu tonight (luckily just for 2 rather than a whole pub!) then retire to my man cave so the wife can watch whatever shite she likes and my snoring won't disturb her
 
I'm all in favour of bedding the female workforce or just watching them as they do some Sapphic testing of double-ended Black Mamba dildos ... Now there's a film that needs making!
 
I don't know much about donkeys, but when men say they're hung like one, I can only wonder why wonky would need so many black mamba. He's suddenly got this guise of running a shop, I've never seen any mention of before. He's imagining I want to bed his workforce, if he only employs Rosie, he's right, if he's including himself he's wrong. Where's my remuneration up until my day of sacking? Why did I not get to try out any of the sex toys?
 
Yesok1 said:
I don't know much about donkeys, but when men say they're hung like one, I can only wonder why wonky would need so many black mamba. He's suddenly got this guise of running a shop, I've never seen any mention of before. He's imagining I want to bed his workforce, if he only employs Rosie, he's right, if he's including himself he's wrong. Where's my remuneration up until my day of sacking? Why did I not get to try out any of the sex toys?
Click to expand...

This shop has been long established and was set up long before you joined.

I've never claimed I'm hung like a donkey... I AM a donkey. And a handsome one at that.

And I'm not imagining anything. I think the entire room knows you'll be unable to get through the work day without some form of workplace sexual harassment!
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Wow. 🫥
Click to expand...
Sitting in front of west Croydon tribunal panel.

"OK, what does Donkey say in defence" asks the chair.

donkey replies. "Wow."

Chair. "We find in favour of Yesok1. That's one million pounds."

I accept 1p coins counted and in bags of £1. I hope it doesn't weigh your trousers down.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

F
Scottish Males Submissive
Replies
0
Views
61
Fifemarriedsub48
F
A
New Here
2
Replies
45
Views
3K
zach20092
Z
U
Pen Pals wanted
2
Replies
25
Views
1K
Norfolkguy49
N
Emma91s
UK Woman looking for online friends
2 3
Replies
57
Views
5K
MrGoatee
MrGoatee
R
hi
Replies
0
Views
210
ryanmills22
R
Back
Top