Anyone from the UK?

Glad we are off politics and being embarrassed at the thought of sex being discussed on this thread I am going to cut the grass
 
Have I not explained to you before that Waitrose is the home of posh totty?

So, just so we're clear here, @Yesok1 's sex fantasy is being suffocated by a posh bint wearing Harvey Nicks with her old carrier bag.
Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head
 
I leave for a few hours to do work and all hell breaks loose.

Stop fancying politicians. For gawds sake.

According to the now dearly departed Wragg, there’s enough funny business going on in Westminster without our undue influence!
 
Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head
Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?
 
Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?
It's auto erotic asphyxiation. Perfectly safe if done correctly. Now, if I had a gun I definitely wouldn't be here. Ha ha
 
Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head
Sounds like a cross between a porn movie and a carry on film
 
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