Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

Anyway.

Boobs?

I thought you’d never ask

 

[cdstefi]

I thought you’d never ask

Nobody ever asks for penis, or even moobs
/grumpy cat face

 

[Greylag]

Glad we are off politics and being embarrassed at the thought of sex being discussed on this thread I am going to cut the grass

 

[Yesok1]

Have I not explained to you before that Waitrose is the home of posh totty?

So, just so we're clear here, @Yesok1 's sex fantasy is being suffocated by a posh bint wearing Harvey Nicks with her old carrier bag.

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

 

[lingus60]

Glad we are off politics and being embarrassed at the thought of sex being discussed on this thread I am going to cut the grass

I'm wondering if "cut the grass" is a euphemism?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I leave for a few hours to do work and all hell breaks loose.

Stop fancying politicians. For gawds sake.

According to the now dearly departed Wragg, there’s enough funny business going on in Westminster without our undue influence!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?

 

[Yesok1]

Bloody hell woman I go for my tea and come back to find you're trying to rope me in to suffocation.
Can't we just have a nice cuppa instead?

It's auto erotic asphyxiation. Perfectly safe if done correctly. Now, if I had a gun I definitely wouldn't be here. Ha ha

 

[Wriggle]

I thought you’d never ask

These are the best too

 

[orangecurious]

Been in the office all day, what did I miss?

 

[lingus60]

Don't even ask.... politics, which politicians you fancy, cheese (always a winner), boobs, erotic asphyxiation (no guesses for who brought that one in @Yesok1 ). Probably missed something but that's the gist. Regular day really....

 

[Polranny]

I just got back and am confused, but that's not unusual. Pissed off because I accidentally deleted a complete chapter of a book I am working on.

 

[lingus60]

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

Sounds like a cross between a porn movie and a carry on film

 

[AmberLGreen]

I always look at the manifestos before voting and base my vote upon which one has more of the things I would like to see in society. At the next General election, I am going to vote for the party that mentions cheese

 

[Anastasia1999]

Glad I escaped the politics!

 

[lingus60]

I always look at the manifestos before voting and base my vote upon which one has more of the things I would like to see in society. At the next General election, I am going to vote for the party that mentions cheese

Yay! Wallace for PM, Gromit for Chancellor

 

[orangecurious]

cheese, you say!

 

[Hector01]

Jeez I don't think I'll post anything remotely politics related again. I seem to really get things going

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

GROMIT - WE’RE DOOMED

 

[Anastasia1999]

Jeez I don't think I'll post anything remotely politics related again. I seem to really get things going

Plenty of fun things to chat about instead.

I am going to be off work for 3 weeks in May. Yay!!!!!!

 

[Wriggle]

Yes.
Lit is for fun not politics.

 

[cdstefi]

Yes.
Lit is for fun not politics.

So, wanna fuck?

 

[orangecurious]

Plenty of fun things to chat about instead.

I am going to be off work for 3 weeks in May. Yay!!!!!!

going anywhere?

 

[Wriggle]

So, wanna fuck?

No thanks.
Harem is full at the moment and I am fulfilled

 

[Anastasia1999]

going anywhere?

I will be mostly cycling in Brandenburg.