Anyone from the UK?

i have suddenly realised that I do not drink, and hate football... but I am a brit, honest
I'm the same, but as well as barely drinking and hating football... So not being a Brit...

I've also realised today that I feel things too deeply and so am unsuited to this place - as everyone else seems to be looking for the opposite.

So I'm not a bloke either.

Oh well.
 
See for this I always had the idea of arriving in an off-white sheet, about an hour before the party start time. When the hosts ask what's going on, the answer is, "I'm a premature ejaculation, I came early."
You are definitely hosting the party mister 0_0
Okay I shall do this just for a giggle. Haters gonna hate
Wait! You have to tell us how to hold your wake! 🙀
 
i have suddenly realised that I do not drink, and hate football... but I am a brit, honest
I'm the same, but as well as barely drinking and hating football... So not being a Brit...

I've also realised today that I feel things too deeply and so am unsuited to this place - as everyone else seems to be looking for the opposite.

So I'm not a bloke either.

Oh well.
Or perhaps this is why no one has questioned why I'm here 😂

I don't drink (much), prefer coffee over tea, have very little interest in sports... and do not know the joys of bin days 🤔
 
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