Oh you're American.Because I grew up playing soccer and apparently that's not the right way to do it?![]()

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Oh you're American.Because I grew up playing soccer and apparently that's not the right way to do it?![]()
I can believe that to be true tooHow presumptuous of you sir. I'm Adorable.
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Always a sure fire way to wind up a BritPlaying whaaaat?![]()
Just don't have a kettle. That'll do it for me. Yeesh.Always a sure fire way to wind up a Brit![]()
Hey derrEvening.
Ohhhh itβs the gin and lemonade ladyEvening.
Oh! You should have done this about 5 years ago, and include the Netherlands! Man, at that time, US President, UK and Dutch prime ministers could have been tripletsI feel like opening a politics thread just for fun..
"Who has the bestest government, UK or US?"
If you throw a halloween party, I'm coming as a kettleJust don't have a kettle. That'll do it for me. Yeesh.
We'll drink them together @Wand3rlustOhhhh itβs the gin and lemonade lady![]()
*sigh* tis a heavy burden to be this adorable.... but bear it, I must....Nope, thatβs @Wand3rlust βs line![]()
See for this I always had the idea of arriving in an off-white sheet, about an hour before the party start time. When the hosts ask what's going on, the answer is, "I'm a premature ejaculation, I came early."Oh! You should have done this about 5 years ago, and include the Netherlands! Man, at that time, US President, UK and Dutch prime ministers could have been triplets
If you throw a halloween party, I'm coming as a kettle![]()
I know, but Bite didn't start with an ANope, thatβs @Wand3rlust βs line![]()
Okay I shall do this just for a giggle. Haters gonna hateOh! You should have done this about 5 years ago, and include the Netherlands! Man, at that time, US President, UK and Dutch prime ministers could have been triplets![]()
Bye @Hector01 . Nice to have known youOkay I shall do this just for a giggle. Haters gonna hate
I'm the same, but as well as barely drinking and hating football... So not being a Brit...i have suddenly realised that I do not drink, and hate football... but I am a brit, honest
You are definitely hosting the party mister 0_0See for this I always had the idea of arriving in an off-white sheet, about an hour before the party start time. When the hosts ask what's going on, the answer is, "I'm a premature ejaculation, I came early."
Wait! You have to tell us how to hold your wake!Okay I shall do this just for a giggle. Haters gonna hate
They'll be after me with pitchforks nowBye @Hector01 . Nice to have known you
I'm the same, but as well as barely drinking and hating football... So not being a Brit...
I've also realised today that I feel things too deeply and so am unsuited to this place - as everyone else seems to be looking for the opposite.
So I'm not a bloke either.
Oh well.
i have suddenly realised that I do not drink, and hate football... but I am a brit, honest
Or perhaps this is why no one has questioned why I'm hereI'm the same, but as well as barely drinking and hating football... So not being a Brit...
I've also realised today that I feel things too deeply and so am unsuited to this place - as everyone else seems to be looking for the opposite.
So I'm not a bloke either.
Oh well.
Or perhaps this is why no one has questioned why I'm here
I don't drink (much), prefer coffee over tea, have very little interest in sports... and do not know the joys of bin days![]()