Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

My wands on my pussy, balancing on thr broomstick, hovering near the door, that opens into my bedroom, where I sleep, well sometimes sleeping, but mostly playing with my pussy using my wand!

Sounds like that kids book... "is there room on the broom for me?"

 

[Greylag]

I love labs, we had one before I moved here. She'd eat anything I gave her, even wasabi! She drooled when she ate one but came back for the whole bag

She was always so happy to see me when I got home, she was the bestest girl

With five labs I know what you mean!

 

[Yesok1]

Was there a wand on the pussy. I usually keep it up my sleeve... when I'm naked.

 

[joclfc]

Was there a wand on the pussy. I usually keep it up my sleeve... when I'm naked.

Explain being naked and having sleeves too?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh I think there’s a lot more than 2 of you. She’s an adorable beautiful drug Queen after all

I'm sensing sarcasm, lady ..

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Shirley you can't be serious?

I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm sensing sarcasm, lady ..

Absolutely not
Minus the drug part lol I should’ve left that bit out

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shirley you can't be serious?

 

[Polranny]

WHAT!?!

My shotgun sir, is strictly for men behaving badly

Ravenclaw, scones and I honestly have no idea. I've only seen the bin men once when they blocked my taxi and subsequently was late for a meeting. It was a Tuesday morning, if that helps. I haven't seen bins in years (ours is locked away in a building and our bin men have their own codes for it), so I'm not entirely sure what they look like now. I did hear its all black now and only the lids are colour coded

I meant what I said about not experiencing the joy of bin days, I put my bags out my door and it magically disappears the next day. Presumably, someone puts it in the bin for me

You have to truly believe in bin fairies to actually see one

 

[joclfc]

Ehhhh I think you mean Palace

I stand corrected

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

My wands on my pussy, balancing on thr broomstick, hovering near the door, that opens into my bedroom, where I sleep, well sometimes sleeping, but mostly playing with my pussy using my wand!

I appear to have walked into a reading of “Harry Potter: The Fist-opholor’s Stone”.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Just to clarify, I am quoting the film “Airplane” and no, I haven’t quit amphetamines.

(I never started, but I’ve never quit either!)

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Ok, a bit Graphic I think

I fell down a rabbit hole and found a broomstick vibe so its not all bad

Explain being naked and having sleeves too?

Invisibility cloak?

 

[Yesok1]

I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Why are you quitting amphetamines? I got a drawer full of coke and cocodamol. I went through my handbags the other day. I found loads of it, I obviously buy it and forget about it. I'm going to blow it all on Friday, if you don't hear from on Saturday, I'm in A&E.

 

[Highlander36]

Explain being naked and having sleeves too?

Wizards sleeve?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Their preferred biscuit

I forgot the most important bit: Tunnock's tea cakes o.o

 

[Yesok1]

I forgot the most important bit: Tunnock's tea cakes o.o

I've just eaten one. So marshmallowy.

 

[Highlander36]

I forgot the most important bit: Tunnock's tea cakes o.o

Their caramel wafers are superior in the biscuit league for me!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Their caramel wafers are superior in the biscuit league for me!

Question though, do you prefer it fresh off the wrap or a lil bit stale (cause you forgot you were eating and got caught up doing other things o.o)

 

[Highlander36]

Question though, do you prefer it fresh off the wrap or a lil bit stale (cause you forgot you were eating and got caught up doing other things o.o)

If I'm eating a caramel wafer I'm all in, I'm not stopping unless you've managed to distract me with something special

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

If I'm eating a caramel wafer I'm all in, I'm not stopping unless you've managed to distract me with something special

that's what tea cakes do to me

caramel wafer is more like my substitute protein bar. but unlike the bars when I've forgotten them, I've discovered I actually like the wafers stale. it was weird but awesome with coffee

 

[Yesok1]

that's what tea cakes do to me

caramel wafer is more like my substitute protein bar. but unlike the bars when I've forgotten them, I've discovered I actually like the wafers stale. it was weird but awesome with coffee

Eeww.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Eeww.

I also prefer my tea with ice

 

[Highlander36]

that's what tea cakes do to me

caramel wafer is more like my substitute protein bar. but unlike the bars when I've forgotten them, I've discovered I actually like the wafers stale. it was weird but awesome with coffee

Stale wafers?

They don't last long enough in my house to go stale so I'll need to take your word for it

(Checks cupboard for tea cakes...)

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Stale wafers?

They don't last long enough in my house to go stale so I'll need to take your word for it

(Checks cupboard for tea cakes...)

Stale from when I've opened them! Not cause I forgot an entire pack existed, that never happens