Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

I'm a posh man.


Sorry, I meant Postman

 

[lingus60]

You could be both; a posh postie! We already know you live in a mansion....

 

[Wriggle]

I do have a nice house elevated above the village.
But I'm from an underclass background.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You know, I've lived here for over a decade and I have yet to experience the excitement of bin days.

I have figured out that there are 4 colours of those out there

Anyone ask these two about their Hogwarts House? Their preferred biscuit, the way they like their scones (scones not scons) or their bin day / colour / rotation?

Too busy with footwear and four legged friends - the place is going to rack and ruin

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Lives in London..... Hmmm must have been Eton or Harrow ??

Probs Harrow. Better class of posh than Eton

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Just had the pup out for a brisk 4 to 5 mile walk. No sheep to chase but made a new border colley friend.

 

[daystate]

Just had the pup out for a brisk 4 to 5 mile walk. No sheep to chase but made a new border colley friend.

Did you buy him a pint?

 

[cdstefi]

Yes, @cdstefi and I have ventured there and got lost down rabbit holes. I do not know why they have a board in Lit.

I like to go there to sling random insults and ad hominem attacks on arseholes. Then disappear for a while.

 

[Highlander36]

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!
He’s a Lord of the Manor minus the dog atm hehe

He may also have a massive weed farm under the orangery

 

[cdstefi]

My bin has been moved the five yards from inside the gate to outside the gate, so emptying is guaranteed. On Wednesday, the correct bin day. Equidistant between weekends.

 

[daystate]

He may also have a massive weed farm under the orangery

Run by a drug queen who most posters on here seem to want to shag

 

[joclfc]

Anyone ask these two about their Hogwarts House? Their preferred biscuit, the way they like their scones (scones not scons) or their bin day / colour / rotation?

Too busy with footwear and four legged friends - the place is going to rack and ruin

You forgot about how they like their custard

 

[lingus60]

Run by a drug queen who most posters on here seem to want to shag

!?!?!?!? Quoi!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Run by a drug queen who most posters on here seem to want to shag

I am NOT a drug queen.

Although I know at least one person wants to shag me.

*winks @Daisy_Love *

 

[Highlander36]

I am NOT a drug queen.

Exactly what a drug queen would say

 

[cdstefi]

What's for dinner? I'm doing my signature hot beef sandwiches. Crusty bread, split, mayo one side and horseradish the other. Thin steak, mushrooms, onions and red sweet pepper all sliced thin and fried then spread on the bread, finally grilled with melted cheddar on top. It's gonna be a flavourgasm.

 

[Yesok1]

Not got any dogs now but growing up we had spaniels, they were the absolute best. As gun dogs they were second to none, as partners in crime to a boarder at school, they were without equal.

Dogs are truly humans’ best friend.

I don't like men, I don't really talk to them unless they are my friends partners. But, I have a select few who are nice and I think @STrent is a gentleman.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I am NOT a drug queen.

Although I know at least one person wants to shag me.

*winks @Daisy_Love *

But you’d make a beautiful adorable drug queen

 

[Daisy_Love]

He may also have a massive weed farm under the orangery

Is his name Theo

 

[Wriggle]

I am NOT a drug queen.

Although I know at least one person wants to shag me.

*winks @Daisy_Love *

Make that 2 of us

 

[Daisy_Love]

Make that 2 of us

Oh I think there’s a lot more than 2 of you. She’s an adorable beautiful drug Queen after all

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I won't ask who your fag was

Please don’t!

I’m definitely not a “toff” nor did I attend a school like that described above.

But I have always strived to better myself.

Which I think given my humble origins, is probably a good thing.

 

[lingus60]

Please don’t!

I’m definitely not a “toff” nor did I attend a school like that described above.

But I have always strived to better myself.

Which I think given my humble origins, is probably a good thing.

Sincere apologies if I caused offence. None was intended, just banter.

 

[Wriggle]

Oh I think there’s a lot more than 2 of you. She’s an adorable beautiful drug Queen after all

Oh they are legion.

I meant 2 of us at the same time.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh they are legion.

I meant 2 of us at the same time.

Oh you brave soul!!
I look forward to the Queen’s response