Anyone from the UK?

The things I miss due to crap mobile reception at work.

So, feet are the new bins?

In other news I ventured out onto the public highway in the colossal new work van, and a) didn't break any product, b) didn't break the van, c) didn't break anything else. Calling it a win.
 
Foot massage is woman kryptonite. I've found that if you can give a good one with no trace of ewww, you will get sex.

Dammit. Just gave away another cool PUA trick, to go with not answering their texts, negging them in public and choking them.
 
I only suffer from podophobia if said pods are clad in Crocs.

If anyone here admits to the wearing of nasty recycled plastic style fails, I'm unfriending them. Or would if I had any friends.
 
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