Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

Aside of my kids, I think there are only two people of whom I am a favourite, my two best friends in the real world. Hang on they're both married with kids, so I'm not theirs.
My youngest daughter is with her pregnant partner and my oldest is the biggest cynic going.

I would say my partners too, but she won't marry me. So I can't be hers.

Fuck it I'm no one's favourite but I'm used to it.

I'd marry you... but I have a penis. Sorry.

 

[Yesok1]

I'd marry you... but I have a penis. Sorry.

I dont do Penis.

I've looked at the trains threads, fancied some of the girls, but then get to the penis. I'm like, oh shame.

I cant deal with it. I know its my problem.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You're my favourite.

Excuuuuuuuuuse me????
Since when did I become replaceable????

 

[Hector01]

Excuuuuuuuuuse me????
Since when did I become replaceable????

Since I appeared I think . Maybe you can be my favourite.

 

[joclfc]

Sits in the corner unnoticed and un wanted

 

[Wand3rlust]

Excuuuuuuuuuse me????
Since when did I become replaceable????

You're excluded from descriptions as you're my bestie. Goes without saying.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You're excluded from descriptions as you're my bestie. Goes without saying.

Oh, good. I was about to throw a tantrum

 

[Wand3rlust]

Since I appeared I think . Maybe you can be my favourite.

So fickle. I'm going off you now.

 

[Wriggle]

I am on my fourth load of washing. Totally overpacked and over used clothes on my holiday

I was told by @Wriggle I should have been doing something for my 1000th post

It's the rules......

Where's the nudes?

 

[joclfc]

Overlooked by Wanda again
Still sitting in the corner

 

[Yesok1]

So fickle. I'm going off you now.

Went off him straight away Throwing pebbles and rippling up this happy pond!

 

[Yesok1]

It's the rules......

Where's the nudes?

Eeew, I don't want to see any winkies thanks.

 

[Wriggle]

Eeew, I don't want to see any winkies thanks.

What if he tucked it away and did the fanny man like Silence of the Lambs?

 

[Yesok1]

What if he tucked it away and did the fanny man like Silence of the Lambs?

Oh hang on, that might work... NO!

 

[Wand3rlust]

What if he tucked it away and did the fanny man like Silence of the Lambs?

I've not seen it

 

[Wriggle]

The fanny man?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've not seen it

Me either. Do you think somebody would give a demonstration?

 

[Wriggle]

Maybe for my 5000th post.

 

[Yesok1]

Me either. Do you think somebody would give a demonstration?

If they do set up a private group DM, show your bits in there.
A) I like this thread it's safe for work
2) I don't wanna see mens bits.
iii) unless it's funny

 

[Wriggle]

This thread is not getting any nudes from anyone

 

[Wand3rlust]

As long as any pic is linked and clearly labelled. Then that's all good .

 

[English_guy_bkk]

What if he tucked it away and did the fanny man like Silence of the Lambs?

Ooh it's ages since I had some lamb

 

[Yesok1]

Make sure breasts and pussy are clearly labelled. I don't want to miss that!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

The fanny man?

Do you know the fanny man, the fanny man, the fanny man...

To the tune of the muffin man!

 

[Yesok1]

I'm worried I've upset @Hector01 I've dmd him to apologise.