Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

I'll maybe hold on the photographic menu in case I get a virtual kick where it hurts ..

Sensible guy!!

Bin collected on a Monday. When's yours collected?

Ohhhh I like you already!!!

Monday’s are rubbish days!!
The only apt day for rubbish

 

[joclfc]

Monday?? That's just plain weird.....

Bins on a Monday is perfect

 

[joclfc]

Bins on a Monday is perfect

Would help if it wasn't Pissing down on the Sunday night though

 

[Wand3rlust]

See now I get confused. Bin day is the day you put the bins out. I out mine out late on Monday, for collection on Tuesday.

 

[Daisy_Love]

See now I get confused. Bin day is the day you put the bins out. I out mine out late on Monday, for collection on Tuesday.

Half in, half out

 

[Hector01]

Sensible guy!!

Ohhhh I like you already!!!

Monday’s are rubbish days!!
The only apt day for rubbish

Rubbish on a rubbish day makes total sense now.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Half in, half out

In out in out shake it all about.

Do the hokey cokey and you turn around.

And thats what its all about.

 

[lingus60]

Boom boom!

 

[Hector01]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

 

[cdstefi]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

One day I got bored with visual porn and decided to seek out written erotica, then Bam. I end up here talking about bins and breakfast.

 

[Hector01]

One day I got bored with visual porn and decided to seek out written erotica, then Bam. I end up here talking about bins and breakfast.

I'm already satisfied after talking about dirty grout and bins .

 

[joclfc]

I'm already satisfied after talking about dirty grout and bins .

Your going to fit in well with this place

 

[joclfc]

Has anyone asked @Hector01 his dessert preference?

 

[Polranny]

Oh jesus.

I just copy my neighbours. LOL.

Snap! Particularly for the wheelie

 

[Polranny]

Has anyone asked @Hector01 his dessert preference?

We need to know his preference AND if he dunks his biscuits

 

[joclfc]

See now I get confused. Bin day is the day you put the bins out. I out mine out late on Monday, for collection on Tuesday.

Well they don't collect on a Sunday Wanda so that's when they go out for Monday collection

 

[lingus60]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

Was looking and hoping to find total sexual fulfilment; then found this crazy lot on here instead!

 

[Polranny]

My dog has just eaten half a packet of McVities ginger nuts

 

[Anastasia1999]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

this place stopped me from going around the twist during the pandemic.

I like to come here to speak English and have a bit of a laugh. Its a nice escape and there are good people here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You mean this thread doesn't give you total sexual fulfilment?

 

[Yesok1]

I’ll just let you find out yourself

No innuendos or double meanings here. Its not allowed. We're British, don't you know.

 

[Hector01]

We need to know his preference AND if he dunks his biscuits

Okay we're getting really personal now

 

[joclfc]

So I'm curious, how did you all find yourself becoming a member of this site... and what do you like about it most?

For me, I was googling something that took me to something in the 'how to' section of the forums that I found really interesting. I then started reading some stories and haven't stopped exploring since...

I stumbled across the thread cos I'd been looking for UK people and haven't regretted it

 

[joclfc]

Should everyone else be scared? I ain't skeert!

Duck, and I don't mean quack quack

 

[lingus60]

My dog has just eaten half a packet of McVities ginger nuts

Were they dunked though???