What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Taegul]

Smooshing sounds like fun right now.

 

[MastersSlut1882]

Desperate to be used hard again by Sir

 

[InThe312]

Two days.

 

[Wanttobeowned]

Who will be the next woman to tell me to expose it

 

[Xerxes82]

Some is good. More is better

 

[zysmith]

"Could you switch hands every once in a while, just to change things up?"

 

[RoanMtn]

"It's about time you put me in panties."

 

[n8Romantic]

Singing the dick version of Hank Williams classic, “I’m so Lonesome I could Cry”.

 

[BigJim1957]

I want to fuck someone and don’t care who

 

[cowboyup6977]

My pussy is saying I wish I had more time

 

[Amanda330]

My pussy is asking for attention. She feels neglected today.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

My pussy is asking for attention. She feels neglected today.

Feeling the same way about my manhood...

 

[13Fantasies]

My pussy is asking for attention. She feels neglected today.

If only we could find the right key for that chastity belt

 

[cypressknee]

Go ahead…keep stroking me

 

[Yesok1]

My pussy is thinking! And, that's bad because she's awake and is going to be doing my thinking for me. It's only 9am.

 

[Oldermom935]

My pussy is saying I wish I had more time

Your pussy should take all the time it wants.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Your pussy should take all the time it wants.

But we know what my pussy craves

 

[StillRain]

Two sleeps.

 

[cdstefi]

"That was nice, let's do it again soon"

 

[JKL123]

Is there a place to sign up for unemployment benefits?

 

[Oldermom935]

Is there a place to sign up for unemployment benefits?

Take this number and sit over there, when your number is called go to window 3.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Take this number and sit over there, when your number is called go to window 3.

Isn't that the DMV?

 

[April602]

My pussy doesn’t think….maybe thats why it gets me into so much trouble…lol

 

[Oldermom935]

Isn't that the DMV?

Unemployment miss. DMV is over on main Street. Go out the door turn left and down 3 blocks..

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Unemployment miss. DMV is over on main Street. Go out the door turn left and down 3 blocks..

Are you sure? I thought it was 4.