Siren songs and helicockters

[morelikeasong]

What would you like sweetie

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[joclfc]

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Sorry don't own copta

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll not be bullied

Interesting

*looks at your AV, tagline, and @crazychemgirl's tag...

 

[Bry1313]

Interesting

*looks at your AV, tagline, and @crazychemgirl's tag...

That’s a negotiation

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry don't own copta

No, no, you are the copter. Are you new to the thread? I'm sure our lovely host would, @morelikeasong , love to give you the membership requirement description/tutorial.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s a negotiation

Looks like you're pretty bad at negotiating.

 

[Bry1313]

Looks like you're pretty bad at negotiating.

The spirit of the deal was violated today. Further violations and deal is off

 

[joclfc]

No, no, you are the copter. Are you new to the thread? I'm sure our lovely host would, @morelikeasong , love to give you the membership requirement description/tutorial.

Well would be helpful so I don't get embarrassed again

 

[Bry1313]

No, no, you are the copter. Are you new to the thread? I'm sure our lovely host would, @morelikeasong , love to give you the membership requirement description/tutorial.

Why are you feeding the troll?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why are you feeding the troll?

I've not been on much today, didn't know it was a troll

 

[morelikeasong]

Well would be helpful so I don't get embarrassed again

Go to page 69. Look at posts 1703 and 1718.

Practice. Come back with a trick. Or be funny. But don’t troll for tits here, please. Thanks

 

[Lmizzler]

Go to page 69. Look at posts 1703 and 1718.

Practice. Come back with a trick. Or be funny. But don’t troll for tits here, please. Thanks

Whoa….i thought this is where @Bry1313 and I were supposed to come for boobs.

#causeboobs

 

[joclfc]

Go to page 69. Look at posts 1703 and 1718.

Practice. Come back with a trick. Or be funny. But don’t troll for tits here, please. Thanks

Sorry to disappointed you ladies but I can't do cock tricks so will leave with my head bowed if that's acceptable

 

[morelikeasong]

Whoa….i thought this is where @Bry1313 and I were supposed to come for boobs.

#causeboobs

You never came back with lumberjack hotness and push ups this morning. The ladies are disappointed.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Whoa….i thought this is where @Bry1313 and I were supposed to come for boobs.

#causeboobs

you didn't get the memo? @Bry1313 updated it to #AllBoobsMatter

 

[morelikeasong]

Sorry to disappointed you ladies but I can't do cock tricks so will leave with my head bowed if that's acceptable

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[joclfc]

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Thanks

 

[Lmizzler]

Sorry to disappointed you ladies but I can't do cock tricks so will leave with my head bowed if that's acceptable

Don’t hang your head. Get it hard and lift it high.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Don’t hang your head. Get it hard and lift it high.

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[vagrantx]

Don’t hang your head. Get it hard and lift it high.

Lift up your head, Tom Dooley
Lift up your head way high
Lift up your head, Tom Dooley
Hard boii, you're bound to fly

 

[Lmizzler]

So @joclfc the trick is to only get partly hard before trying the helicopter. Then let your elasticity make your cock look bigger than it really is. The inertia of the spinning stretches it out.

At least that’s what I’ve done

 

[Bbl87]

You never came back with lumberjack hotness and push ups this morning. The ladies are disappointed.

I didn't know the lumberjack thing was so popular around here...

 

[Lmizzler]

I didn't know the lumberjack thing was so popular around here...

Show um man. They will love it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't know the lumberjack thing was so popular around here...

Was it ever not popular?

 

[morelikeasong]

Show um man. They will love it.

That emoji was a tease