What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[beachbaby179]

There's a funeral tomorrow, that I'm not attending. I should. But I can't. It's just too hard. I feel terrible about it. But I just can't.

 

[Taegul]

Alright, Denver. Where the Hell is all this snow I've been hearing about? Hit me!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wow. You're thirsty.

 

[vibes]

I ought to be else where at this time

 

[Cindy027]

Sometimes it is just better to walk away than to engage with the homophobic misogynistic twatwaffle.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Some people need to go touch grass to help their "sensativities".

(Nothing to do with anything in this thread)

 

[Doodledude]

OMFG! Why can’t people keep the toxic chemicals inside the pipes. It really sucks when it gets on the floor.

 

[Taegul]

I guess it's another day off work...

What's up, Lit? Keep me entertained, dammit!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

"Steak and a BJ Day" is the dumbest fucking thing ever. It's like 420 or St. Paddy's. Just do it whenever you want to do it. A single day for something great feels redundant.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I wonder how many of the guys that post their wives pictures in the photo lounge are doing so without said wives' permission?

 

[morelikeasong]

I guess it's another day off work...

What's up, Lit? Keep me entertained, dammit!

You’re the one with the day off and free time

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[Taegul]

You’re the one with the day off and free time

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ETcCf00fQDs82pntMX/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7bva0k3kdpafqt9kgffol0zsf1xt4g8n7zauorgid&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

But there's literally nothing to do all day but watch porn and violate my naked body in every way that Scarlett Johansson could only dream of violating me. Woe is me!

 

[morelikeasong]

But there's literally nothing to do all day but watch porn and violate my naked body in every way that Scarlett Johansson could only dream of violating me. Woe is me!

You could… practice a trick maybe on live stream. That sounds entertaining for all involved.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wonder how many of the guys that post their wives pictures in the photo lounge are doing so without said wives' permission?

99.9%
But, Lit has legally covered their butt with the required statements.

 

[Taegul]

You could… practice a trick maybe on live stream. That sounds entertaining for all involved.

Practice a trick? I don't do magic. I can juggle I guess. Pretty good with two balls...

I humbly apologize to all of Lit. Because my sense of humor is the hero that Lit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

And now I apologize to Jonathan and Christopher Nolan. I'm so sorry.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

If I turn the stereo on, will it return the favor?

 

[AuntieDisco]

That I’m so not anxious about failing this class. Colleague attending same class told me someone at work failed, and me and my sleepy head did not get worried at all!!!

 

[Taegul]

That I’m so not anxious about failing this class. Colleague attending same class told me someone at work failed, and me and my sleepy head did not get worried at all!!!

<Insert teacher offering extra credit to hot student fantasy here>

 

[AuntieDisco]

<Insert teacher offering extra credit to hot student fantasy here>

If I fail in the exam at the end of this class the teacher is dead.

 

[Taegul]

If I fail in the exam at the end of this class the teacher is dead.

Hear that, everyone? Lit's very own AuntieDisco is going to be on the 6 o'clock news.

#CelebrityStatus

 

[13Fantasies]

"Steak and a BJ Day" is the dumbest fucking thing ever. It's like 420 or St. Paddy's. Just do it whenever you want to do it. A single day for something great feels redundant.

It's only dumb because I don't get to celebrate.

Any BJ I get would be like my steak: Rare.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Me talking to myself because I procrastinated, and now I have to spend Friday doing lesson plans.

 

[Amanda330]

People can only take so much at one time... The longer I live, the more important a support system is.... But I'm totally fine. Lol

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[LadyLascivious1]

I wonder how many of the guys that post their wives pictures in the photo lounge are doing so without said wives' permission?

Absolutely all of them.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have my wife's permission to post absolutely nothing of her on here ever. On pain of anesthesia-free castration.
I suspect most other husbands on here have the same agreement with their wives, even if they don't know it.