What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[BadAmy]

why does my cleavage suddenly smell like cheese?

 

[servant_heart]

I do sometimes get random letdown feelings. I’ll even occasionally reflexively push my wrists into my nipples to try to stop the non existent leaking
Not sure if it correlates to cold drinks. I’ve never noticed, but now I’ll be on the lookout lol.

maybe it's because I drank so much water when I was nursing. I would down a glass of water and that would always trigger my let down. I swear if there were milk in those ducts, I would leak every time I drank.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Why do I always have to be the one reaching out to say hello?

I have been thinking that exact same thing for the last twenty years

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I see what you did there .

I always have a double meaning. Except when I don't.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Guess I'll be going to bed early tonight.

 

[Taegul]

I think I'll make a snowman tonight. I need to find some buttons, a carrot, and the largest bratwurst available.

 

[BadAmy]

I have asked this once before but no one gave me a clear answer. How long is too long to sit on the toilet?

 

[Ricardus]

I have asked this once before but no one gave me a clear answer. How long is too long to sit on the toilet?

You have sat too long on the toilet if any of the following occurs:

(i) you have made yourself late for something that actually matters;
(ii) someone who matters has noticed, and now thinks you're weirder than you wish them to realize you are;
(iii) you have finished your book, and don't have anything else you prefer to do there; or
(iv) the seat has embedded itself into your flesh further than you're comfortable with.

 

[BadAmy]

You have sat too long on the toilet if any of the following occurs:

(i) you have made yourself late for something that actually matters;
(ii) someone who matters has noticed, and now thinks you're weirder than you wish them to realize you are;
(iii) you have finished your book, and don't have anything else you prefer to do there; or
(iv) the seat has embedded itself into your flesh further than you're comfortable with.

Finally! The voice of reason!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I have asked this once before but no one gave me a clear answer. How long is too long to sit on the toilet?

Until the wife screams because she cannot find you.

 

[Dubinsky]

How many fucking scrambled eggs is this kid going to eat????

 

[Ricardus]

Finally! The voice of reason!

Do you have ADHD too, then? Lol

 

[BadAmy]

Do you have ADHD too, then? Lol

 

[Ricardus]

Interesting. I don't know you at all, beyond having noticed your posts occasionally, but I wouldn't have expected George. I'm not sure if you're telling me you have an extreme case of it, or if you can't believe how off target my suggestion was!

 

[BadAmy]

Interesting. I don't know you at all, beyond having noticed your posts occasionally, but I wouldn't have expected George. I'm not sure if you're telling me you have an extreme case of it, or if you can't believe how off target my suggestion was!

Occasionally?

Now I take offense.

 

[Ricardus]

Occasionally?

Now I take offense.

No need. I'm a very minor being in this universe, and I'm not here that much to notice. Especially if my ADHD is under control.

 

[BadAmy]

No need. I'm a very minor being in this universe, and I'm not here that much to notice. Especially if my ADHD is under control.

Pay me no mind.

I'm kinda funny.

 

[Ricardus]

Pay me no mind.

I'm kinda funny.

Your wish is my command.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I didn’t call in sick today, I said I “was using a sick day.”
Lying with integrity gives me the illusion of being an upstanding citizen.
Which is really all I require.

 

[BadAmy]

Because its probably your "other" cleavage dear.

If I could get my head down there, I'd never leave the house.

 

[Doodledude]

I was tardy for work today. I haven’t been called tardy since just before I quit high school. They used it on me a lot back then, as I was not a model student.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I got no strings to hold me down...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Another fecking wind advisory!

 

[Xerxes82]

Skirts sure were mini during the 90s. Damn.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Another fecking wind advisory!

Trade you for the wind, gale, severe thunderstorm, tornado, ice storm, blizzard and polar vortex advisories...

#Canadianweather, don't like it wait 5 minutes...