What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Justabaldguy70]

Couch is comfy ain't it

Not as comfy as you

 

[Amanda330]

Not as comfy as you

Can I shine your head with my pussy?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Can I shine your head with my pussy?

You can, but I'm not totally bald yet.
Want to snuggle for a bit before we get out? It's chilly.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Can I shine your head with my pussy?

As long as you don't mind the short hair, or facial hair as you do!

And @Azuldrgon oh crap please don't burn the sheets this time!

 

[Dubinsky]

"Peckereye? I don't even know her eye!"

 

[Gamine67]

I don't even know her eye!"

You’re not getting your $3 back.

 

[Biggalute]

You’re not getting your $3 back.

Good morning, (I'm endearingly polite)

 

[Amanda330]

Good morning, (I'm endearingly polite)

But like, will you show me how big it is now??

 

[Biggalute]

But like, will you show me how big it is now??

Cause I will, now cover your eyes whilst I get it ready

 

[Dubinsky]

Cause I will, now cover your eyes whilst I get it ready

Good morning!
No offense, but it only felt like an average-sized galute.

 

[Biggalute]

Good morning!
No offense, but it only felt like an average-sized galute.

That's because your asshole is too slack,

 

[Dubinsky]

That's because your asshole is too slack,

That's not what you said last night, baby.

 

[Cjbdd]

That's not what you said last night, baby.

Well I'm glad you two boys had fun!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Well I'm glad you two boys had fun!

*keeps mouth shut and just snuggles*

 

[Dom70]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and RUN !!!!!

 

[Biggalute]

Well I'm glad you two boys had fun!

We'll invite you next time, if you're good

 

[Amanda330]

We'll invite you next time, if you're good

I'll be good. If you live up to your name... *Wink *wink

 

[Biggalute]

I'll be good. If you live up to your name... *Wink *wink

Oh, I do

 

[Shenanigans90]

Please don’t EVER call me Daddy again. Gross

 

[Amanda330]

Please don’t EVER call me Daddy again. Gross

But I thought you liked it? You said you did last night... And that I was your good girl. Lol

 

[Shenanigans90]

But I thought you liked it? You said you did last night... And that I was your good girl. Lol

That rule is only for men babygirl.

 

[Dubinsky]

That rule is only for men babygirl.

I was gonna say.

I thought I was your babygirl.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I was gonna say.

I thought I was your babygirl.

Apologies, sometimes I practice my pickup lines out loud.

 

[Amanda330]

Apologies, sometimes I practice my pickup lines out loud.

Omg. Is it me or Dubinsky? Or are we both your good girl? How many good girls do you NEED?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Omg. Is it me or Dubinsky? Or are we both your good girl? How many good girls do you NEED?

It’s you, Dubinsky wants to watch though.