Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[onehitwanda]

I was referring to the sexual position, not their fashion sense.

they are both fashion victims. RIP.

 

[StillStunned]

they are both fashion victims. RIP.

Fashionably late, so to speak.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I was looking for something else for another thread, but I found this, and it is so funny and so wrong that I'm going to share it with all of you.

https://agonaskritis.gr/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/skulia-800x445.jpg

Let's go dogging?

 

[onehitwanda]

Let's go dogging?

It's a bit of a ruff passtime. Can get damp and smelly and you definitely need a bath afterwards.

 

[StillStunned]

It's a bit of a ruff passtime. Can get damp and smelly and you definitely need a bath afterwards.

It's only attractive to people with a pawcity of options.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I was looking for something else for another thread, but I found this, and it is so funny and so wrong that I'm going to share it with all of you.

https://agonaskritis.gr/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/skulia-800x445.jpg

This has to be in breach of Lit rules, please tell me it’s in breach…

Emily

 

[Bamagan]

I was looking for something else for another thread, but I found this, and it is so funny and so wrong that I'm going to share it with all of you.

This is what happens when amateurs try to train a dog to heel.

 

[StillStunned]

"Parallel to mermaids, another species evolved, adapted to life on land. Legend tells us little of these creatures besides their name: Leggy Bitches."

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

"Parallel to mermaids, another species evolved, adapted to life on land. Legend tells us little of these creatures besides their name: Leggy Bitches."

Stiletto Heelers?

 

[8letters]

Look! It's a double-double!
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Makes my mouth water.

 

[StillStunned]

Now I want a big, unhealthy burger.

 

[Bamagan]

https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/1E3CD69.gif

 

[StillStunned]

Now that's a nice pair of boobies.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m tired of being made to feel inadequate about breasts. I’m a bit more body confident in this area, at least nowadays:

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Source: Her IG (and the model @Zootonius featured above - image also cropped [room for a BDSM joke here])

 

[StillStunned]

I’m tired of being made to feel inadequate about breasts.

Don't worry, men don't want all women to be 36D. As long as they're more 3D than 2D.*

* For the purposes of this joke only. Boobies are always nice. It's all about how responsive they are.

 

[AchtungNight]

I remember a childhood heroine of mine who had small breasts and yet was quite intimidating to dragons and way cooler than all the big-breasted women with whom she had to compete. I’d take her over them any day. Google Lina Inverse if you’re interested.

 

[Zootonius]

I was looking for something else for another thread, but I found this, and it is so funny and so wrong that I'm going to share it with all of you.

https://agonaskritis.gr/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/skulia-800x445.jpg

Haven't seen anything like that since this movie:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.gq-magazine.co.uk%2Fphotos%2F5d13a26d143ba7c0aa64b2c9%2Fmaster%2Fw_640%252Cc_limit%2FGeneWilderSheep.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a506647480c388ca5d6c00dbb2bbb954b8a009e0efb6116d476d2a7702d62819&ipo=images

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Haven't seen any like that since this movie:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.gq-magazine.co.uk%2Fphotos%2F5d13a26d143ba7c0aa64b2c9%2Fmaster%2Fw_640%252Cc_limit%2FGeneWilderSheep.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a506647480c388ca5d6c00dbb2bbb954b8a009e0efb6116d476d2a7702d62819&ipo=images

K. I’m logging off now. Just going to take a little break.

 

[Zootonius]

Look! It's a double-double!
View attachment 2325194
Makes my mouth water.

A while back, In-And-Out Burger gave out bumper stickers which people changed to:

In-And-Out
urge

 

[Lumiere_Amie]

Having enjoyed boobies in a variety of sizes, I'm not convinced that anything larger than a mouthful isn't just wasted boobage.

 

[onehitwanda]

Whereas I'm very much of the age where I appreciate any breasts that I get to see. But I do prefer those that won't suffocate me in my sleep.

 

[Bamagan]

Whereas I'm very much of the age where I appreciate any breasts that I get to see. But I do prefer those that won't suffocate me in my sleep.

Hmm, sounds like a good seed for an adult nursing/erotic asphyxiation piece.

 

[MrPixel]

Whereas I'm very much of the age where I appreciate any breasts that I get to see. But I do prefer those that won't suffocate me in my sleep.

Yeah. It would be an udder disaster.

 

[8letters]

I’m tired of being made to feel inadequate about breasts. I’m a bit more body confident in this area, at least nowadays:

A woman with small breasts can be quite sexy.
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[onehitwanda]

Hmm, sounds like a good seed for an adult nursing/erotic asphyxiation piece.

Adult nursing omg eeuw eeuw eeuw.

I need the eye bleach. WHERE IS THE EYE BLEACH! EM! HELP!