That's just going to attract the more sadomasochistic ones, though.
Look! It's Legless of the Woodland Realm!
That's the grumpy look of someone who dressed for an orgy, but no-one told them it was going to be in a cold and damp forest.
She showed up expecting an orgy, but it's actually dogging.
Mondays are the worst.
She's actually upset because the movie she got naked for is named Female Vampire.
I think the recommended procedure is to lie flat on your back and wait for it to pass, isn't it?
I always just try to appear as large as possible.
Close your eyes and think of England.
I used to do that. Nowadays my wife just tells me that size doesn't matter.
Spring has arrived where I live.
Just popping in.
- Massive breasted women
- GIFs of them jiggling
- Puns that should see the poster put in a pillory
You seem to be doing fine.
Emily
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I’m a sucker for alliteration [insert obvious joke here]Activating an alliterative aneurysm?
I think I need a beer...
