Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

Was it @AWonkyDonkey???

I think we may be looking at @Wriggleitlady 's new paramour...

 

[lingus60]

Hope all the UKers have had a good day. I’ve had a wonderful chat with one of our number over the last two days. Have felt absolutely rejuvenated and even sexy for the first time in ages. You know who you are, thank you

How many guesses do we get?

 

[Saltfountain]

I did a Sunday roast, but with stir fried Pak choi, leek, spinach, red peppers instead of steamed veg.

But it's not Sunday?

 

[Wriggle]

I think we may be looking at @Wriggleitlady 's new paramour...

Maybe he's stolen my paramour

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

How many guesses do we get?

None, a gentleman reveals nothing! I just wanted to kind of be happy for a change instead of bitching about publishing…

 

[Saltfountain]

Hope all the UKers have had a good day. I’ve had a wonderful chat with one of our number over the last two days. Have felt absolutely rejuvenated and even sexy for the first time in ages. You know who you are, thank you

Glad I could help

 

[Wand3rlust]

Maybe he's stolen my paramour

Hmm.. @STrent - did she make you keep it secret?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Glad I could help

Presumptuous!

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Hmm.. @STrent - did she make you keep it secret?

No, just my style!

 

[Anastasia1999]

None, a gentleman reveals nothing! I just wanted to kind of be happy for a change instead of bitching about publishing…

Happy for you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, just my style!

@Wriggleitlady - you're all good.

 

[Saltfountain]

Presumptuous!

It's a good safe word

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's a good safe word

Too long

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

It's a good safe word

You do crack me up! I must remember that one…

 

[Saltfountain]

Too long

All the girls say that

 

[lingus60]

Too long

Don't encourage Wonky

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Was it @AWonkyDonkey???

Pfft. No-one loves me. Even Eeyore gets more ladies.

*Wanders off to the sounds of a violin.*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Oooh that would go down nicely

I'm sure a few people here would too

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't encourage Wonky

You make me out to be some kind of sexual deviant. I'm offended...


Shit. I have to delete my browsing history.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You make me out to be some kind of sexual deviant. I'm offended...


Shit. I have to delete my browsing history.

Don't we all

Oops. I've said too much

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't we all

Oops. I've said too much

It's ok. I hacked your computer and saved all the incriminating stuff.

Where did you pick up your interest in cum gargling? It's quite niche.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

It's ok. I hacked your computer and saved all the incriminating stuff.

Where did you pick up your interest in cum gargling? It's quite niche.

I need to get into the Guinness Book of Records somehow

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good evening all - I am shortly going to be joining a bunch of lovely ladies for two hours of online boozy chat - if I return after 10ish then its possible I may contain bourbon

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I need to get into the Guinness Book of Records somehow

Well, good luck. Although I don't think you'll need it. Any one who can gargle a pint of semen at a time is one talented person.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Good evening all - I am shortly going to be joining a bunch of lovely ladies for two hours of online boozy chat - if I return after 10ish then its possible I may contain bourbon

Have fun!