Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

I have had fruit for breakfast and am practising my best Kenneth Williams ooh matron for the upcoming auditions (I haven’t got the voice for a Sid James yuck yuck yuck)

 

[Polranny]

I have had fruit for breakfast and am practising my best Kenneth Williams ooh matron for the upcoming auditions (I haven’t got the voice for a Sid James yuck yuck yuck)

I can see your pear

 

[deft]

I have had fruit for breakfast and am practising my best Kenneth Williams ooh matron for the upcoming auditions (I haven’t got the voice for a Sid James yuck yuck yuck)

Ahhh, yes… king of the double entendre… let’s hope during the auditions you manage to slip one in.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ahhh, yes… king of the double entendre… let’s hope during the auditions you manage to slip one in.

This made me laugh more than it should have!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

OK, applications now open for the "Carry On" remakes ...

"Barbara Windsor" - @Wand3rlust
"Sid James" - Wonky? Salty?

Feel free to add to the list - we can have a cast of thousands (well, maybe 50)

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I've seen clips here and there over the years, but I don't think I've ever sat and watched an entire Carry On film in my whole life.

 

[Greylag]

I've seen clips here and there over the years, but I don't think I've ever sat and watched an entire Carry On film in my whole life.

You haven’t lived

 

[Heidi_UK]

Don't worry - you've probably got the gist. Just extrapolate forwards from what you've seen for an hour and a half.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, you lot. Who stuck aphrodisiacs and Viagra in my food?
I know it was someone in here.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Right, you lot. Who stuck aphrodisiacs and Viagra in my food?
I know it was someone in here.

Down boy.

 

[Wriggle]

Right, you lot. Who stuck aphrodisiacs and Viagra in my food?
I know it was someone in here.

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[deft]

Right, you lot. Who stuck aphrodisiacs and Viagra in my food?
I know it was someone in here.

You feeling more like AWankyDonkey?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You feeling more like AWankyDonkey?

I'm walking round with a divining rod leading the way

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I've seen clips here and there over the years, but I don't think I've ever sat and watched an entire Carry On film in my whole life.

Good old "British humour" ... full of implausible plots and dialogue that would make the vicar's toes curl

Not sure if they ever actually showed any nudity - even in "Carry on Emmanuelle" or did we get a flash of Babs' tits in the one where her bikini top flew off? - although they did their best to showcase cleavage or arse (female only obviously) at every opportunity.

So basically, any clip you've seen could be from any of the series!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_(franchise)

 

[deft]

I'm walking round with a divining rod leading the way

You’ll have someone’s eye out!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

You’ll have someone’s eye out!

Only if they're a dwarf or on their knees...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Only if they're a dwarf or on their knees...

Oi. I'm not that short.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Oi. I'm not that short.

....But if you're walking round with a crowbar in your pants, it would be eye level to a dwarf, no?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

....But if you're walking round with a crowbar in your pants, it would be eye level to a dwarf, no?

Oh. I didn't think about that.

Apologies!

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm walking round with a divining rod leading the way

Are you saying you're a unicorn?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Are you saying you're a unicorn?

@Yesok1 is a unicorn according to today's story

 

[Viper09]

43 year old male from the UK here. Always been on an off on this forum mostly off the past year or so.

Hope all is well

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Are you saying you're a unicorn?

Nooo. I'm a donkey! It's even in the name.

43 year old male from the UK here. Always been on an off on this forum mostly off the past year or so.

Hope all is well

Welcome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Afternoon. Wet and rainy here..

 

[Viper09]

Thanks Wonky.

Not rainy here but miserable and that's just the office I'm in ,