Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

Just about to serve up a roast chicken dinner to the hungry Horaces. Have a great one, y‘all!!!!

 

[lingus60]

Bones picked clean within minutes.....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well that's saves a lot of us the effort..

You're not very nice to me. I haven't done anything to you... Er... Much.

Whatever turns you on. We won't judge

Did you notice the word "accidentally"? It means you didn't do it on purpose ...

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Hello all

I am back from my weekend away. Thoroughly loved it, and absolutely exhausted. Dinner and bed for me

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hello all

I am back from my weekend away. Thoroughly loved it, and absolutely exhausted. Dinner and bed for me

Gald you had a good time!

 

[lingus60]

You're not very nice to me. I haven't done anything to you... Er... Much.

Did you notice the word "accidentally"? It means you didn't do it on purpose ...

That's what they all say!

 

[Wriggle]

Roast is in the oven.
I'm about to smash the 1% club

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That's what they all say!

I love my nether regions too much to resort to smacking them up!

 

[lingus60]

I love my nether regions too much to resort to smacking them up!

You don't live in the village called Nether Wallop do you by any chance?

 

[marriedman1973]

I have just managed to punch myself in the bollocks.

Accidentally, I hasten to add! I deserve a medal for how bloody touched in the head I am.

Ivor Blueball always used to put his name down for the xmas party

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You don't live in the village called Nether Wallop do you by any chance?

No. I live in the Shetland village of Twatt.

 

[lingus60]

No. I live in the Shetland village of Twatt.

Talking about Jacob Rees Mogg again?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hello all

I am back from my weekend away. Thoroughly loved it, and absolutely exhausted. Dinner and bed for me

Nice, where did you go?

I am full of Sunday roast and still drinking wine. Hic.

 

[Wriggle]

Roast is in the oven.
I'm about to smash the 1% club

Full disclosure.

I did shite

 

[Wriggle]

I am full of Sunday roast and still drinking wine. Hic.

Me & you both.

Plus I'm running a bath.

 

[Yesok1]

You are going outwith people you hate and want to see burn in hell?

Oh no. I haven't seen the two in question for 20 odd years.

 

[Kat0069]

Dinner in the belly (chilli garlic paneer with noodles and veg).
Wine on the go.
Staving off Monday for as long as possible.

 

[Yesok1]

Sounds nice @Kat0069

I'm not having dinner, just a tuna mayo sandwich for lunch. I'm bored now as I lie on my couch lonely. This is what I try not to do on Monday. I've been invited to go out with a friend so I'll do that tomorrow.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Glass of Coca Cola with a shot of vodka in it...

So soon after a dose of morphine...

Hmm. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, I'm either fast asleep or permanently asleep.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I should make dinner.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I should make dinner.

What are you making? I'm hungry. Tease me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hmm. Pasta with bacon, onion, peppers and a chilli cheese sauce..

 

[Yesok1]

Sounds nice! Sounds like a twist on carbonara.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yep exactly that. X

 

[Wriggle]

I'm too full and hot to think about pasta.
Talk non food please.