What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[BeckyJones]

Do these nipples make my tits look big?

 

[WerdNerd]

Too slowly tonight

 

[BeckyJones]

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?

 

[BeckyJones]

A man with a penis that's orange...once tried to put said prick in storage....

Hmmm...nope, that doesn't quite rhyme...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Doubtful of that.. I tend to make bad choices.

Does that mean you'll talk about Maple syrup in an overly polite way ?

Please pass me a serviette, I've gone a spilled poutine all over the chesterfield. And let me borrow your tuque, I just got my pogey so I'm gonna go to the LCBO for a 24 of moosehead and a mickey of CC< yes I'll stop at times for a double double and a pack of timbits. Then we're gonna go to the shinny pond and laugh at the hosers.

 

[WerdNerd]

That was so good I think I'll have another bowl

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Please pass me a serviette, I've gone a spilled poutine all over the chesterfield. And let me borrow your tuque, I just got my pogey so I'm gonna go to the LCBO for a 24 of moosehead and a mickey of CC< yes I'll stop at times for a double double and a pack of timbits. Then we're gonna go to the shinny pond and laugh at the hosers.

Sorry, hon, I stopped paying attention when you said poutine and I got hungry for it...

 

[Bambear99]

I’m wondering whether or not I’ll experience the joy of 8 continuous hours of sleep ever again.

 

[BeckyJones]

There once was a man from Kentucky....who went to a bar and got lucky...

The girl that he picked, asked to be double dicked...

So she brought her spouse who was a cucky?

Nah that sucks...anybody got a better ending?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I’m wondering whether or not I’ll experience the joy of 8 continuous hours of sleep ever again.

A Benadryl cocktail might do it.

 

[BeckyJones]

I wonder if I should shave my legs yet...

 

[WerdNerd]

I wonder if I should shave my legs yet...

Nah, it's still winter

 

[Bambear99]

A Benadryl cocktail might do it.

I might try the NyQuil liquid coma remedy.

 

[BeckyJones]

Nah, it's still winter

Not till I come out of hibernation

 

[HeavyBalls]

I hate funerals.

 

[BeckyJones]

I'm thinking it must feel weird to have heavy balls.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Enough of this snowing shit...

 

[SherlockianMan]

I have very mixed feelings on car shopping

 

[Cjbdd]

I could really use a neck massage

 

[Lady2020]

Bill Hader is my go to for laughs.

 

[dreamysub]

Thinking the song that poped on my YouTube today is pretty cool eventho it's sad.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Glad to be home and stretch out.

 

[LustyScribe]

TRYING to think of the last time I got as mad as I did this evening, and I can't remember. Mad enough to yell at a sheriff's deputy and have him back away and go hide in shame. Not proud, not ashamed. He was wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

fuck Alzheimer's and dimentia and fuck useless family members

Yes.

 

[Lady2020]

I don't think straight men think much about cocks.