Anyone from the UK?

[RosewoodTulip]

Yeah, we only have smokey bacon and ciabattas, ok? And would sir like some nice gooey Brie melted over said bacon?

Wonky is full, he told me in secret.
Looks like I'll just have to have it instead

 

[lingus60]

I think there may be several euphemisms in there somewhere....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Wonky is full, he told me in secret.
Looks like I'll just have to have it instead

Oi! I always have room for posh bacon sandwiches, you little tea leaf!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oi! I always have room for posh bacon sandwiches, you little tea leaf!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I have no bacon butties, but...

CHIPPY TEA TONIGHT KLAXON

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah, we only have smokey bacon and ciabattas, ok? And would sir like some nice gooey Brie melted over said bacon?

All I get is crisps lobbed at me.

And he! HE! Gets called SIR???

And offered BRIE??

*Stares hard @NorthernCardinal *

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

If you behave, I'll let you have a nibble. That's it.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

All I get is crisps lobbed at me.

And he! HE! Gets called SIR???

And offered BRIE??

*Stares hard @NorthernCardinal *

Yeah but I'm spesh. You're speshul needs.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

If you behave, I'll let you have a nibble. That's it.

Is that another euphemism or can I actually have yummy bacon?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah but I'm spesh. You're speshul needs.

Oh you're special alright. Yeah.

*glares @AWonkyDonkey *

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that another euphemism or can I actually have yummy bacon?

I couldn't comment.

Oh you're special alright. Yeah.

*glares @AWonkyDonkey *

Awww. You're so cute when you're red in the face and growling.

 

[lingus60]

I have no bacon butties, but...

CHIPPY TEA TONIGHT KLAXON

Binging out on whole air fryer cripy skin roast chicken tonight. Cue irresistible kitchen smells.....

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Oi! I always have room for posh bacon sandwiches, you little tea leaf!

A dollop of cranberry sauce or red currant jelly would make it posherer

 

[NorthernCardinal]

All I get is crisps lobbed at me.

And he! HE! Gets called SIR???

And offered BRIE??

*Stares hard @NorthernCardinal *

And pork scratchings.

Besides, he asked nicely... you just demanded food

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A dollop of cranberry sauce or red currant jelly would make it posherer

Yeah but I don't do sauces, so it's all good!

And pork scratchings.

Besides, he asked nicely... you just demanded food

Yeah! So there...

@Wand3rlust

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's my charm. I can't help it

 

[Wand3rlust]

I feel discriminated against, due to my lack of niceness.

Horrible people need to be looked after too...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I feel discriminated against, due to my lack of niceness.

Horrible people need to be looked after too...

You can be horrible and get food from me but you at least need to woo me a little first...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I feel discriminated against, due to my lack of niceness.

Horrible people need to be looked after too...

Does a horrible person need a hug?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You can be horrible and get food from me but you at least need to woo me a little first...

Woooooooooooooooo - did that work?

 

[joclfc]

I feel discriminated against, due to my lack of niceness.

Horrible people need to be looked after too...

Don't I know it

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thanks for all the 'oh no @Wand3rlust - you're not horrible.. just miss understood ' protestations....

Ya fuckers

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Thanks for all the 'oh no @Wand3rlust - you're not horrible.. just miss understood ' protestations....

Ya fuckers

The thing is, we are all horrible - the rest of them just haven’t realised it yet - embrace the darkness it’s fun!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Thanks for all the 'oh no @Wand3rlust - you're not horrible.. just miss understood ' protestations....

Ya fuckers

Oh no @Wand3rlust - your not horrible... Jus...

No, wait. These lips cannot tell a lie.

*Legs it sharpish.*

No. In all seriousness, she's lovely. I was in hospital all day yesterday and she was nice to me.

 

[lingus60]

Thanks for all the 'oh no @Wand3rlust - you're not horrible.. just miss understood ' protestations....

Ya fuckers

Oh go on then...you can share my roast chicken. Would that help?