Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

I wish, one doesn't get any action so I'd have double disappointment

Pffft...

You could have lightsabre battles by yourself!

 

[Saltfountain]

Have I told you they're names yet?

Your dicks have names?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm so confused.

 

[joclfc]

Your dicks have names?

Go away Salt

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm so confused.

Joclfc has 2 dicks and he's given them both names

 

[joclfc]

The dogs numpty

 

[joclfc]

Joclfc has 2 dicks and he's given them both names

Drama queen

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

In just a few posts we’ve gone from dogs to light sabering penises - welcome to the UK forum.

 

[Saltfountain]

And I've pissed off yet another person...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

And I've pissed off yet another person...

It’s your super power!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

And I've pissed off yet another person...

Don’t be sad - embrace your talents!

 

[joclfc]

Well as you can see they're Daschunds ,"sausage dogs" do I bought them for my wife on separate Christmases and the only stipulation being I named them.
So the big one is Rhichie and the small one is Frankie

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Evening all. I put my toys back in the pram earlier and calmly rewrote about 75,000 words of my novel chapters for here. I feel better for having done that.

Also had a lovely chat on writing with one of the other authors on here which has inspired a new piece. Definitely thinking of a beach scene now…

Sleep well all!

 

[joclfc]

Real names Richmond and Frankenfurter

 

[joclfc]

And I've pissed off yet another person...

If you're on about me ,I'm Welsh so I've got thick skin

 

[joclfc]

Is it only us 4 up, Where's Wonky??

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Ello. I got side tracked by alcohol.

And now the pup has the zoomies

 

[Polranny]

Is it only us 4 up, Where's Wonky??

I'm by here , bach

 

[joclfc]

I spend why too much time on here and not the porn

 

[joclfc]

Ello. I got side tracked by alcohol.

And now the pup has the zoomies

Didn't see the pup part

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I spend why too much time on here and not the porn

Who needs pork when you can be discussing the bins

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I spend why too much time on here and not the porn

Depends what you want from life I suppose

 

[joclfc]

Who's go out tonight?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Who's go out tonight?

Out and ready for collection on the one true bin day

 

[Wand3rlust]

Friday bins are weird.