Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Bn2f]

Apparently you needed to remind yourself of the truth?

So you DO see my posts where I continually insult you and your opinions.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

California requires smoke and monoxide detectors in every bedroom. You know, the place right next to papa's steamy closet of baby smooth skin.

Perhaps you need to get a shower cap for it. That would solve the issue.


Maybe.


Then again, it might chirp.


Damned if you do and damned if'n you don't.

 

[TrailerHitch]

This isn’t the flex you think it is. Knowing that I’m standing in line next to someone who’s itching for a bad guy to show up so he can play the hero doesn’t reassure me at all.

Well then wear a shirt that says under no circumstances come to my assistance if I am being attacked. Because why should I risk my life to save yours?

 

[TrailerHitch]

The silhouette of the woman third in line...

...why is her gun holstered upside-down on her forearm? Who wears or draws a firearm like that?

and why are her boobas just boinking out like that? She don't need no gun. She just has to unclasp the last button holding shit together on her crop-top button-down and game over.

The gun is either in her purse on in a back pack. The obvious escapes you doesn't it?

 

[TrailerHitch]

The blankets are cool because they don't coat everything with whatever that shit what's inside extinguishers is.

You also don't "run out of blanket" if you toss it and miss. Unlike with the little red canister.

I friggin hate smoke detectors. Noisy invasive bastards what can't tell the difference between a shower and a conflagration but sure can alert the whole world to the dangers of you liking a steamy shave in the morning.

Why in the actual fuck do you have a smoke detector in your bathroom? I can tell you in the multiple decades of having smoke detectors steam has NEVER set one off in my home.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

No, I declared that I didn't care, and for the purpose of what I said, it didn't matter then and still doesn't. But you just carry on picking shit with the chickens . . . .

And you keep on posting memes instead of using words.

 

[HisArpy]

Why in the actual fuck do you have a smoke detector in your bathroom? I can tell you in the multiple decades of having smoke detectors steam has NEVER set one off in my home.

Because the wonderful nanny state I live in REQUIRES that I have a smoke/CO detector in every bedroom. And the master bathroom is connected directly to the bedroom.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because the wonderful nanny state I live in REQUIRES that I have a smoke/CO detector in every bedroom. And the master bathroom is connected directly to the bedroom.

As master bedrooms are wont to do.


Master bathrooms are oppressed in every sense of the word.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Interesting article.


https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2020/2/21/malcolm-x-is-still-misunderstood-and-misused


Every semester in which I teach a course on Muslims in the Civil Rights Movement at Southern Methodist University, I give my students a selection of quotes from both Martin Luther King Jr and Malcolm X and ask them to guess who said what. So for example, I will posit the following two quotes and ask for their proper ascription:

“Ignorance of each other is what has made unity impossible in the past. Therefore, we need enlightenment. We need more light about each other. Light creates understanding, understanding creates love, love creates patience, and patience creates unity. Once we have more knowledge (light) about each other, we will stop condemning each other and a United front will be brought about.”

“The majority of white Americans consider themselves sincerely committed to justice for the Negro. They believe that American society is essentially hospitable to fair play and to steady growth toward a middle-class Utopia embodying racial harmony. But unfortunately this is a fantasy of self-deception and comfortable vanity.”

And every single time, they have been unable to identify the first quote as belonging to Malcolm, and the second to Martin. But it is not just a few students that have gotten it wrong. The American education system and most mainstream portrayals of Martin and Malcolm have been simplistic and sanitising.

Martin is the perfect hero who preached non-violence and love, and Malcolm the perfect villain who served as his violent counterpart, preaching hate and militancy. The result is not just a dishonest reading of history, but a dichotomy that allows for Dr King to be curated to make us more comfortable, and Malcolm X to be demonised as a demagogue from whom we must all flee. Reducing these men to such simplistic symbols allows us to filter political programmes according to how “King-like” they are. Hence, illegitimate forms of reconciliation are legitimised through King and legitimate forms of resistance are delegitimised through Malcolm X.


And so on . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

Why in the actual fuck do you have a smoke detector in your bathroom? I can tell you in the multiple decades of having smoke detectors steam has NEVER set one off in my home.

TH? I am going to put off hounding you about defining woke. I want to offer you my deep regrets. I do not approve of this demeaning of someone’s sexuality with such hateful words as cuntishness. NO! NOT! AT! ALL! I apologize that you had to suffer through that here on my thread. Bad, wat, bad! You did a no-no! Bad! Though, an old tale of a turtle riding on the back of an alligator does come to mind I cannot remember the details or the moral it aimed (haha, I crack myself up) to teach.

 

[Rightguide]

This isn’t the flex you think it is. Knowing that I’m standing in line next to someone who’s itching for a bad guy to show up so he can play the hero doesn’t reassure me at all.

That isn't why people carry concealed. None are "itching for a bad guy to show up." This is something you made up to fortify your inability to defend yourself and an innate need to surrender in general.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That isn't why people carry concealed. None are "itching for a bad guy to show up." This is something you made up to fortify your inability to defend yourself and an innate need to surrender in general.

Really, who the fuck wants a piece of that? Allah knows I'm not. And yet, when I got the carjacker last November (many pages back), my reaction wasn't to produce a weapon, and I succeeded anyway.

 

[Bn2f]

That isn't why people carry concealed. None are "itching for a bad guy to show up." This is something you made up to fortify your inability to defend yourself and an innate need to surrender in general.

Hey! Hey! Hey!
You take this up with wat. He posted this crap with the accompanying text describing exactly what you stupidly are claiming that it isn’t.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dear Dairy,


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/92/d1/6e/92d16ea6ed959728f511f0ed32cac119.jpg


https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f0a32d1379a7631a93b4d65d3f72fda/tumblr_nnfuw9uKQE1tsp4iso1_500.jpg

 

[Chobham]

This isn’t the flex you think it is. Knowing that I’m standing in line next to someone who’s itching for a bad guy to show up so he can play the hero doesn’t reassure me at all.

As usual you and your fellow travelers have it exactly backwards.

If I were "itching" for a bad guy to show up I know exactly what part of town to go to and what time of day to go there. I'll be virtually guaranteed to find a bad guy to confront. But I don't do that because I'm not looking for trouble. I carry because every so often, and more often these days, the bad guys from that part of town come to my part of town looking for trouble.

 

[Bn2f]

That isn't why people carry concealed. None are "itching for a bad guy to show up." This is something you made up to fortify your inability to defend yourself and an innate need to surrender in general.

Dear Dairy,


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/92/d1/6e/92d16ea6ed959728f511f0ed32cac119.jpg


https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f0a32d1379a7631a93b4d65d3f72fda/tumblr_nnfuw9uKQE1tsp4iso1_500.jpg

Haha! OMG!
Wat is batting 1000 going 2 for 2 today against his slobber knockers.

He embarrasses RR with the double down. LOL.

 

[Bn2f]

As usual you and your fellow travelers have it exactly backwards.

If I were "itching" for a bad guy to show up I know exactly what part of town to go to and what time of day to go there. I'll be virtually guaranteed to find a bad guy to confront. But I don't do that because I'm not looking for trouble. I carry because every so often, and more often these days, the bad guys from that part of town come to my part of town looking for trouble.

Haha. You slipped this one in without me seeing.

Do tell us more about your segregated pure bred community. To enter is the password Sieg Heil or Zieg Heil?

 

[Lazaran]

This isn’t the flex you think it is. Knowing that I’m standing in line next to someone who’s itching for a bad guy to show up so he can play the hero doesn’t reassure me at all.

And, as the first video in Bn2f’s post demonstrates, guns often have hair triggers due to the concealed carry ammosexual incel’s desire to GET a round OFF as fast as possible.

Isn’t it comforting to know that millions of your fellow citizens “stand behind you in line at the store ” with concealed guns that go off just by looking at them???

Of course, ammosexual incels often go off just by looking at them too.( see: The Chief’s super bowl parade shooting)



JFC

SAD!!!

 

[Bn2f]

Isn’t it comforting to know that millions of your fellow citizens “stand behind you in line at the store ” with concealed guns that go off just by looking at them???

So glad you and BSG are hammering home this point! In order to achieve orgasm from this ammosexual wet dream - they attempt to convince people that they are the actual hero just waiting to don a cape to protect us the vulnerable weak.

 

[HisArpy]

As master bedrooms are wont to do.


Master bathrooms are oppressed in every sense of the word.

Notice that most Real Estate listings these days now call it the "Main" bedroom.

Apparently because Master Bedroom is sooooo racist. Either that or the room now identifies as a State...

 

[Bn2f]

That isn't why people carry concealed. None are "itching for a bad guy to show up." This is something you made up to fortify your inability to defend yourself and an innate need to surrender in general.

I’m mad now!
Why dafuk are you even here for on MY PRO GUN Thread????
Go take your lily livered, chickenshit ass somewhere else! I have no need for you here!

Yes! You heard me right. I am an advocate for guns…

During war.

Especially an unjust one.
I have no use for any bleeding heart peacenik dove like RR who wishes on made up violence here and opposes sending military grade weapons to Ukraine!

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

As usual you and your fellow travelers have it exactly backwards.

If I were "itching" for a bad guy to show up I know exactly what part of town to go to and what time of day to go there. I'll be virtually guaranteed to find a bad guy to confront. But I don't do that because I'm not looking for trouble. I carry because every so often, and more often these days, the bad guys from that part of town come to my part of town looking for trouble.

I’m sorry you live in such a bad neighborhood. It’s lovely to live in a place where you can walk around freely and chat with neighbors.

 

[Bn2f]

Notice that most Real Estate listings these days now call it the "Main" bedroom.

Apparently because Master Bedroom is sooooo racist. Either that or the room now identifies as a State...

So sad for you that wokeness has infiltrated the housing market. Now you’re forced to enter a house just using a key instead of using one called a, well, you know…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Notice that most Real Estate listings these days now call it the "Main" bedroom.

Apparently because Master Bedroom is sooooo racist. Either that or the room now identifies as a State...

I hadn't seen that. I haven't shopped for houses lately. We've got a plan to acquire the lots across the way Out West and develop them. We inquire after the first one next month, it looks like.


They identify as Tiny Forests.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65cd4738ccd555cd1cd9051f/master/w_1280,c_limit/240226_a26069_rd.jpg