Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I'll treat you as long as you don't need a trough or a manger to eat from

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'll treat you as long as you don't need a trough or a manger to eat from

I do have acceptable table manners! I'm a refined donkey

 

[Wriggle]

I'm so hungry right now.
It's at least an hour until I can eat.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why? Who's stopping you?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

... who sets the tag lines under people's names?

 

[Saltfountain]

... who sets the tag lines under people's names?

You can change it mate

 

[Saltfountain]

Click on your profile, and it's the 'Title' box

 

[Polranny]

OmG ... I'm untitled. Suggestions on a postcard please

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

OmG ... I'm untitled. Suggestions on a postcard please

Just don't put anything dragon-like. With your avatar, people will think we're going to get married.

 

[Polranny]

Is that a rejection?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that a rejection?

*Runs away sharpish.*

 

[KeenVoyeur]

OmG ... I'm untitled. Suggestions on a postcard please

Maybe something like "We used to be good at rugby so I'm glad I moved"?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Click on your profile, and it's the 'Title' box

Ahha

I shall abuse that later.

 

[Saltfountain]

Ahha

I shall abuse that later.

You have a very limited number of characters though...

You can't quite fit "The human form of Marmite". And believe me, I've tried. More than once...

 

[joclfc]

Nothing perverted here - I'm nursing a hangover.

Lightweight

 

[joclfc]

https://thesuburbansoapbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Salt-and-Vinegar-Chips-11.jpg

Nice

 

[joclfc]

Burger is 13.50, fish n chips 13.00, steak 16.00... prices are going up soon

How much is delivery............to Wales?

 

[Wriggle]

I'm now too full from eating too much and no longer wish to see food pics.

 

[joclfc]

Sorry this is slow of me but
@Polranny and @AWonkyDonkey
Is this Shrek 4 or 5??

 

[terriblesecrets]

Sorry this is slow of me but
@Polranny and @AWonkyDonkey
Is this Shrek 4 or 5??

Oh Shrek, I loved that series

 

[joclfc]

Oh Shrek, I loved that series

It just came to me when I saw their profiles above each other

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hour long meeting starting at 5pm. YAAAAAY!

 

[Wriggle]

Hour long snooze starting at 5pm. ZZZZZZ!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I'm still working until 9ish

 

[joclfc]

Hour long meeting starting at 5pm. YAAAAAY!

Hope you've made an effort and put underwear on at least?