Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Ex husbands have a lot to answer for

*stares round at people with penises*

Oh ffs

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Ex husbands have a lot to answer for

*stares round at people with penises*

Uh oh. I know I became an ex husband last month, but I beg for your mercy.

I offer massage for mercy

 

[Polranny]

Who mee??

Put it away, Bach

 

[joclfc]

Well bachgen da I never got it out

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Uh oh. I know I became an ex husband last month, but I beg for your mercy.

I offer massage for mercy

It's possible some ex-wives have a lot to answer for too!

 

[joclfc]

It's possible some ex-wives have a lot to answer for too!

On that note shall we call it a night?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

On that note shall we call it a night?

Yes, it is a night.

 

[joclfc]

I'll sit here on my own

 

[joclfc]

Yes, it is a night.

Hey sexy go to sleep

 

[Wand3rlust]

I need to get out the bath!

 

[joclfc]

I need to get out the bath!

How long you been in there Wanda?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm... an hour and a half...

 

[Ray3848117]

Hiii, I'm new to literotica. I'm From Manchester

 

[joclfc]

Well you must be a mermaid then

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hiii, I'm new to literotica. I'm From Manchester

Ello. Welcome. Make yourself at home.

 

[joclfc]

Hiii, I'm new to literotica. I'm From Manchester

Hi nice to hav you, we're a bit eclectic thereat the moment

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I confess... I skipped reading the last 2 pages.

Who is still awake?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hey sexy go to sleep

I'm a grown up, I don't have a bed time! *ruffles feathers*

 

[Ray3848117]

So, what are you guys talking about

 

[Saltfountain]

Bins

 

[Saltfountain]

Harry Potter

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Harry Potter

Don't start that again!

 

[Saltfountain]

Glaring at penis owners

 

[joclfc]

I'm a grown up, I don't have a bed time! *ruffles feathers*

Ok just play nice then please

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Glaring at penis owners

Just because it's part of my body, does that mean I own it?