Anyone from the UK?

[HornyKatie1979]

You're all mean to me, and I have been delightful today.

All?

 

[Wand3rlust]

OK. I feel a bit better now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

All?

Not you. Obvs.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Not you. Obvs.

*lezzes up*

 

[Wriggle]

Not you. Obvs.

Now you out Katie's real name, too?

I'm sorry she did that, Obvs

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Now you out Katie's real name, too?

I'm sorry she did that, Obvs

Where do I report a doxxing?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

All this lezzingism is causing a ruccouss in me pants.

 

[lingus60]

Ruccouss in me pants....great song title NC!
Ranks alongside the old Caravan albums titles; "Friggin in the riggin" and "Cunning stunts"

 

[terriblesecrets]

So far this evening, I've cooker 4 x cottage pie, 1 x gammon egg & chips, 1 x fish & chips, 2 x Bacon and cheese burgers.

Dude, you're making feel hungry over food that I've given up on for lent

 

[terriblesecrets]

I've got potato and capsicums in a spicy gravy with some store bought parathas

 

[Heidi_UK]

Very much enjoyed a paneer curry. Now sat scoffing nuts (DON'T) on the sofa.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Very much enjoyed a paneer curry. Now sat scoffing nuts (DON'T) on the sofa.

What type of nuts? (resists obvious gag)

 

[lingus60]

Very much enjoyed a paneer curry. Now sat scoffing nuts (DON'T) on the sofa.

peanuts? cashews? walnuts? macadamias? pistachios?

 

[lingus60]

Quick.. Katie needs to know

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Quick.. Katie needs to know

Obvs needs to know. Keep up!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What type of nuts? (resists obvious gag)

Deez Nuts

<points>

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Deez Nuts

<points>

I was expecting Salty to make that one.

*updates spreadsheet again*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I was expecting Salty to make that one.

*updates spreadsheet again*

Sorry. Didn't take my meds today so I'm feeling a bit odd.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yes. But they're very very hard to find and will take hours, if not days to locate them.

*lezzes up*

*Employs a team of people - definitely not the rest of the UK regulars - to scour the internet.*

Time for all of you to laugh at my misfortune...

I just jumped in the bath and the power has gone out. The whole street is dark. So I'm sat in the bath using this screen light to see what I'm doing.

Knew I should have stuck 50p in t'meter.

 

[Heidi_UK]

What type of nuts? (resists obvious gag)

Mixed. With raisins.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Sorry. Didn't take my meds today so I'm feeling a bit odd.

Don't be sorry - I was being silly. The spreadsheet of Lit "personalities/blackmail material" is just a little running joke of mine.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

*Employs a team of people - definitely not the rest of the UK regulars - to scour the internet.*

Time for all of you to laugh at my misfortune...

I just jumped in the bath and the power has gone out. The whole street is dark. So I'm sat in the bath using this screen light to see what I'm doing.

Knew I should have stuck 50p in t'meter.

I swear that we're going back to the 80s with power cuts all over the place recently

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I swear that we're going back to the 80s with power cuts all over the place recently

We have had a spate of them lately. From lasting a few seconds to one lasting 11 hours.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

*Employs a team of people - definitely not the rest of the UK regulars - to scour the internet.*

Time for all of you to laugh at my misfortune...

I just jumped in the bath and the power has gone out. The whole street is dark. So I'm sat in the bath using this screen light to see what I'm doing.

Knew I should have stuck 50p in t'meter.

That'll teach you not to jump in the bath.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

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