Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I deal with HMRC for a living.

That should explain EVERYTHING.

It was actually a debt collection agency because I put off paying my PAYE for so long..

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Just to clarify.

I wear shorts at work because I'm an athlete who is running 10 miles a day and garden hopping..

Being chased by Rabid Dogs?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

That's expert level, getting anything done with HMRC. Last time I tried to ring them, the automated system kept telling me to use the website and hung up on me (WHY DO THEY THINK I WAS CALLING FFS!!!). Took about 4 attempts before I could persuade it to let me talk to someone.

Yep... they're a nightmare. I'm still waiting for their response to my complaint from when they were going to fine me even though I was paid up on time. I told them it's no wonder small business owners end up with mental health issues when people like them push us over the edge...

I have a pile of brown envelopes from them that I need to open now. I feel more comfortable now the payment plan is set up

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Who is going to be the first poster on page 600?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Yep... they're a nightmare. I'm still waiting for their response to my complaint from when they were going to fine me even though I was paid up on time. I told them it's no wonder small business owners end up with mental health issues when people like them push us over the edge...

I have a pile of brown envelopes from them that I need to open now. I feel more comfortable now the payment plan is set up

Well done - absolute fuckers aren't they?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Holy fuck. One of the letters I got from HMRC that I just opened was ANOTHER fucking late payment penalty. It was on a payment plan which was agreed in advance.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just to clarify.

I wear shorts at work because I'm an athlete who is running 10 miles a day and garden hopping..

Where's that damn eye roll reaction?

 

[Saltfountain]

My sarcasm detector just overloaded and blew up.

Yeah right...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Yeah right...

happy page 600

 

[Saltfountain]

Who is going to be the first poster on page 600?

Me

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm waiting for 666

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I'm waiting for 666

I'll take 669.

I can hardily type here I'm shaking with anger.. or anxiety. or both. ARGH. fuck HMRC. I just called them "some times these slip through the system as a technical error"... You mean every fucking time>?!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'll take 669.

I can hardily type here I'm shaking with anger.. or anxiety. or both. ARGH. fuck HMRC. I just called them "some times these slip through the system as a technical error"... You mean every fucking time>?!

We'll send @Wand3rlust round to duff them all in.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning all. Just want to give a shout out to one of our UK members for a great bit of poetry published recently - https://www.literotica.com/p/this-will-feel-so-good - take a bow @Softncurvy1

@Softncurvy1 - very good! I liked it and I'm usually not one for poetry. Usually my idea of poetry is;

Roses are Red,
Cockroaches are ick,
Come sit on my lap,
I've got a big dick.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

@Softncurvy1 - very good! I liked it and I'm usually not one for poetry. Usually my idea of poetry is;

Roses are Red,
Cockroaches are ick,
Come sit on my lap,
I've got a big dick.

You're a week late!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You're a week late!

I was just providing an example of my literary works. So there! *Sticks tongue out.*

 

[Saltfountain]

You're a week late!

Roses are red
Wonky is lame
He's late with his verse
And behind with his game

 

[StrangeView]

And a song comes to my head;
There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

Just catching up on the day's frivolity!

You do know what that song is about?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Roses are red
Wonky is lame
He's late with his verse
And behind with his game

Roses are Red,
Salty's a shit,
If he's not careful,
He's going to get hit.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Roses are red
Calm down lads
If you're not careful
You'll lose your nads

 

[terriblesecrets]

Just catching up on the day's frivolity!

You do know what that song is about?

Am afraid I don't. Enlighten me.
Always happy to hear music trivia

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Just catching up on the day's frivolity!

You do know what that song is about?

Golden Brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs

 

[joclfc]

More importantly it's sunny and 13 degrees outside today and I'm posting in shorts and a t-shirt.

Are you on the same planet let alone continent Wigg, I haven't seen the sun once today let alone 13 degrees unless it's F not C

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Roses are red,
Carnations are pink,
This poem's a bit wonky,
But it's done with a wink!

Almost as good as mine! Keep practicing and you'll be just like me.

 

[joclfc]

Golden Brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs

The Stranglers