Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I'd like a house elf to do... it all.

ALL? What about thr bits they can't reach? You'd need a Harem of House Elves...

 

[Wand3rlust]

And that is definitely double entendre

I thought I was being quite explicit.

No entendres, double or otherwise.

 

[Wand3rlust]

ALL? What about thr bits they can't reach? You'd need a Harem of House Elves...

NOW you're talking.

 

[Daisy_Love]

NOW you're talking.

Just ask wriggle!
He’s the expert in harems

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just ask wriggle!
He’s the expert in harems

Yes!

@Wriggleitlady - how did you recruit all your paralegals?

 

[Polranny]

NOW you're talking.

That's why we have a National Elf Service

 

[Wand3rlust]

That's why we have a National Elf Service

DAD JOKE KLAXON

 

[Wriggle]

Yes!

@Wriggleitlady - how did you recruit all your paralegals?

I'll tell you tomorrow

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I'll tell you tomorrow

Are said paralegals cheating on their husbands?

Oh shit. I read too many loving wives stories

 

[HornyKatie1979]

NOW you're talking.

*adds this new information to the spreadsheet*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are said paralegals cheating on their husbands?

Oh shit. I read too many loving wives stories

Oh all of them probably. Cept the ones cheating on their wives..

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Oh all of them probably. Cept the ones cheating on their wives..

...and on that bombshell, I'll say goodnight!

Sleep well all!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nanite Katie

 

[NorthernCardinal]

...and on that bombshell, I'll say goodnight!

Sleep well all!

Goodnight

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I should probably get out the bath now since it's cold.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mine is still warm. *smug*

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Mine is still warm. *smug*

<turns hot tap on>

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Nah.. I'm getting out before I shrivel.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

*shakes head*

Frozen chicken then frozen stuffing ice lolly

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Wrapped in a Yorkshire pudding....expecting some Northern support here

 

[English_guy_bkk]

@HornyKatie1979 can you package chicken ice lollies or not?

 

[Spanky1372]

Aye up chucks.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning.

 

[Wriggle]

( SEX IN UK THREAD KLAXON )

Oh all of them probably. Cept the ones cheating on their wives..

Nsfw
Is this technically cheating?

 

[terriblesecrets]

I must be getting daring. I just posted a photo

And a good one that was