Yes, No, Hell Yes Or No Or Don't Care...

Maybe, depends on how much drink is taken

Ever comforted someone and found yourself getting turned on?
 
Yep.

Ever worn a Mickey Mouse tie to a solemn event?
No but I wore my Beatles “Help!” Tie to my sisters second wedding (I wasn’t available for the first or third ones and she may have learned better now).

Ever started a joke which started the whole world crying?
 
No but I wore my Beatles “Help!” Tie to my sisters second wedding (I wasn’t available for the first or third ones and she may have learned better now).

Ever started a joke which started the whole world crying?
Haha. Volunteer for a charity?
 
An attractive person thinks you’re an escort and offers you $2K for sex, you say yes or no?
If I were single enough, I'd consider it if I got the money first. Then I'd be determined to make it a really good time.
Foot jobs?
Been there, done that...giving and receiving.
Sex in your parents’ bed?
Yes, but it was an accident of sorts. My boyfriend at the time (both in our early-20s) were at palatial Bongo manor while my parents (whom he never met) were not home. We were upstairs, and he yanked me into what he thought was my bedroom but was actually my parents' room. I could have objected, but I didn't care because we were in some sort of hurry. Very vigorous and from behind (I think).
Ever comforted someone and found yourself getting turned on?
Yes. I was secretly ashamed, actually.
Secretively pay for the meal of people in uniform at a restaurant.
Nope!

Have you ever agreed to have sex with someone as a form of thanks?
 
If I were single enough, I'd consider it if I got the money first. Then I'd be determined to make it a really good time.

Been there, done that...giving and receiving.

Yes, but it was an accident of sorts. My boyfriend at the time (both in our early-20s) were at palatial Bongo manor while my parents (whom he never met) were not home. We were upstairs, and he yanked me into what he thought was my bedroom but was actually my parents' room. I could have objected, but I didn't care because we were in some sort of hurry. Very vigorous and from behind (I think).

Yes. I was secretly ashamed, actually.

Nope!

Have you ever agreed to have sex with someone as a form of thanks?
Nope

Ever have sex out of pity for the other person?
 
Ever have sex out of pity for the other person?
I hate how it sounds, but yes. It was not that I felt bad because his dog died or that he lost his wallet, it was more that I felt bad that he was going to be single when I dump him soon and that I figured he should dip that wick one last time..
Regretted Masturbation during a specific time ....?
No, and I can't think of a scenario when I would.

Have you ever had an orgasm in a restaurant?
 
Never, I the food was never that good

Been caught masturbating by anyone other than your partner?
 
Be naked and totally restrained?
With the right person, hell yes. It's been over a decade since the last time. Before I'd even consider it, though, I'd require lots of vetting.

Send/sent a revealing picture of yourself via txt?
Nope! Never have! Never will!

Would you be extremely embarrassed if a platonic friend of the opposite sex saw you completely naked by accident?
 
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