Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

I'm hungry now.

@Wand3rlust has been teasing me with Mexican. All I have in is cheese
on toast.

Ooh, is that a violin I hear?

Cheese on toast is fab! Do you have beer to wash it down with?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm hungry now.

@Wand3rlust has been teasing me with Mexican. All I have in is cheese on toast.

Ooh, is that a violin I hear?

I've also had mexican (if my version of chilli con carne + tortilla chips counts).

 

[Anastasia1999]

Anastasia, When you look at a Donut do you think that’s 30 mins on my bike and not eat it or just scoff

Good God if I fancy a donut I’ll have it. Life’s too short to do without and a little of what I fancy is the only way forward

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Cheese on toast is fab! Do you have beer to wash it down with?

No beer. I don't drink much anyway due to all my painkillers. I have some coke in the cupboard. Vodka too. Tempting.

I've also had mexican (if my version of chilli con carne + tortilla chips counts).

*Sobs*

I want tacos.

 

[Wriggle]

I had a Moroccan tagline dish, if it helps you Wonky.

 

[lingus60]

I had a Moroccan tagline dish, if it helps you Wonky.

Is that a tagine with a tagline??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I had a Moroccan tagline dish, if it helps you Wonky.

Will you ALL stop bloody teasing me?

 

[Wriggle]

Is that a tagine with a tagline??

Cocking autocorrect

 

[Wriggle]

Will you ALL stop bloody teasing me?

I'm just saying - no tacos here.

 

[Wriggle]

Anyway I'm not bragging about my delicious tea anymore - I'm going to rewatch Memento with the kid.

 

[terriblesecrets]

It's been a lovely (sunny) Sunday, hope you folks have had a good day.
And as the dread of Monday looms on the horizon, I will you all a lovely evening

 

[Wriggle]

Cocking autocorrect

*Cooking

 

[lingus60]

Does that mean if you screw up a recipe, it’ll fix it for you?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

@Softncurvy1 is always nice to me. She'll make me something to eat. Right? Hello?? Where have you gone?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fajitas were double yum, thanks for asking.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"Obituary: AWonkyDonkey...

This magnificent specimen of a Donkey passed away after suffering from acute starvation and malnutrition, exacerbated by people teasing him with delicious food ideas.

The aforementioned Donkey was a stud and will always be remembered for his cheeky smile, devilish good looks and his three foot long penis."

 

[HornyKatie1979]

"Obituary: AWonkyDonkey...

This magnificent specimen of a Donkey passed away after suffering from acute starvation and malnutrition, exacerbated by people teasing him with delicious food ideas.

The aforementioned Donkey was a stud and will always be remembered for his cheeky smile, devilish good looks and his three foot long penis."

We couldn't afford that many words in the newspaper, so went with "He was an ass"

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We couldn't afford that many words in the newspaper, so went with "He was an ass"

I think I'll drown myself in this bath.

 

[Wand3rlust]

So dramatic.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I think I'll drown myself in this bath.

OK, we'll stretch to "He was a wonderful ass"

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So dramatic.

*Takes a page out of Katie's book and glares at Wand3r...*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

OK, we'll stretch to "He was a wonderful ass"

THAT'S better.

I'll send you that money via PayPal in a bit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*Takes a page out of Katie's book and glares at Wand3r...*

I don't think I've ever made Katie glare at me??

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I don't think I've ever made Katie glare at me??

Yeah, we mostly glare at Salty.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't think I've ever made Katie glare at me??

I give up.

I'm definitely drowning myself. Goodbye cruel world.