Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

Man she's gonna belt you. And not in a way you'd enjoy.

@Daisy_Love is a lady. And not into any of your naughty shenanigans

 

[Saltfountain]

Man she's gonna belt you. And not in a way you'd enjoy.

@Daisy_Love is a lady. And not into any of your naughty shenanigans

I've seen her links...

She's as much of a lady as I am...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Was gonna ask how everyone is but I'm not sure I wanna know!
I'll check back in later when you're all talking about bins again

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Crawls on his hands and knees into the room.*

I'm dyinggg. Please donate £10 a month an hour to keep this little donkey safe and comfortable...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

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Don't all chip in at once. No, it's ok.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

*Crawls on his hands and knees into the room.*

I'm dyinggg. Please donate £10 a month an hour to keep this little donkey safe and comfortable...

I'm utterly broke. How about ear scritches instead?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm utterly broke. How about ear scritches instead?

Go on then, seeing as it's you Rosie!

 

[Btq97]

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Don't all chip in at once. No, it's ok.

how about a trip to spain

 

[lingus60]

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Don't all chip in at once. No, it's ok.

How about a big bag of carrots?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I've seen her links...

She's as much of a lady as I am...

 

[Saltfountain]

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I'd never seen her face before...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

how about a trip to spain

Make it Switzerland and you have a deal.

How about a big bag of carrots?

Carrots aren't going to pay the bills!

C'mon! *Shakes the collection tin under people's noses.* Donate to a good cause. The money definitely won't be spent on niche porn.

 

[Saltfountain]

Make it Switzerland and you have a deal.

Spain is essentially donkey Switzerland...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Spain is essentially donkey Switzerland...

Oh I'm well aware. It's just in Switzerland, i can slip away in peace rather than being thrown from a tower.

 

[Spanky1372]

*Crawls on his hands and knees into the room.*

I'm dyinggg. Please donate £10 a month an hour to keep this little donkey safe and comfortable...

Alternatively it'll be12p for a text to the vet.

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh I'm well aware. It's just in Switzerland, i can slip away in peace rather than being thrown from a tower.

There's a market in donkey skin in China apparently the gelatin from donkeys is said to promote youthful skin. I'm shuddering at the thought of Wonkey offering "juices from a donkey" on the dark Web.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Look, I asked for donations. Not horror stories about what happens to my poor, helpless brethren round the world. I need financial help. Not nightmares!

Although selling my "juices" online sounds like an intriguing idea.

I can see the adverts now. "Meet Wonky. International Donkey Sperm Donor."

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Spanky1372]

Look, I asked for donations. Not horror stories about what happens to my poor, helpless brethren round the world. I need financial help. Not nightmares!

Although selling my "juices" online sounds like an intriguing idea.

I can see the adverts now. "Meet Wonky. International Donkey Sperm Donor."

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Pushes his lunch away, can I have the bill please I've lost my appetite and will to live....

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm off to Switzerland to speak to a man about a long nap.

 

[Btq97]

Look, I asked for donations. Not horror stories about what happens to my poor, helpless brethren round the world. I need financial help. Not nightmares!

Although selling my "juices" online sounds like an intriguing idea.

I can see the adverts now. "Meet Wonky. International Donkey Sperm Donor."

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

This is why Americans flee in terror from this thread.

 

[Btq97]

I'm off to Switzerland to speak to a man about a long nap.

see if you can get a carry out

 

[Spanky1372]

I think it's a one way nap....

 

[Spanky1372]

This is why Americans flee in terror from this thread.

it's because like, on so many occasions, they come to the party too late.

 

[Btq97]

it's because like, on so many occasions, they come to the party too late.

Unless they host it themselves

 

[Spanky1372]

Unless they host it themselves

These days it's very rare they go alone....