Anyone from the UK?

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm off until Sunday. Be good to each other!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Evening weirdos.

 

[terriblesecrets]

I'm off until Sunday. Be good to each other!

Take care

 

[terriblesecrets]

Evening weirdos.

This is the only place where one wouldn't mind that greeting

 

[lingus60]

Damn, so you aren't a stripper?


Do you mind if I change your job in my head to a stripper?

It all kicks off though when the 69 call comes up

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening weirdos.

*Does his Mrs Doubtfire impression...*
Helloooooo!

This is the only place where one wouldn't mind that greeting

I resent being called a weirdo. I prefer being called creepy, I thank you very much.

 

[lingus60]

Yeah, I've got you down as... *checks his notes* ... Either a spy or you're in the SAS.

Undercover emergency plumber?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Undercover emergency plumber?

He probably does end up doing a spot of killing.... When he gives the customers their bill.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Evening all! Been mostly asleep for two days with Covid. Still testing positive. An absolute nightmare.

Did I miss anything fun?

I’ve been trying to avoid the news to prevent depression

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening all! Been mostly asleep for two days with Covid. Still testing positive. An absolute nightmare.

Did I miss anything fun?

I’ve been trying to avoid the news to prevent depression

Sorry you're still suffering with the dreaded super lurgy. Hopefully you're on the mend soon.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Sorry you're still suffering with the dreaded super lurgy. Hopefully you're on the mend soon.

Thank you kindly!

 

[lingus60]

Forget the news…it’s just there to anaesthetise the public. This thread’s where it’s at.
Hope you recover soon!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who mentioned anaesthetic? I'll have some please !

 

[lingus60]

Who mentioned anaesthetic? I'll have some please !

Want to be comfortably numb again?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Want to be comfortably numb again?

Plus me and general anaesthetics are old friends. Me and my family were totting up I must have had since the age of 11 and it's roughly 60.

 

[lingus60]

Plus me and general anaesthetics are old friends. Me and my family were totting up I must have had since the age of 11 and it's roughly 60.

Oh. So sorry to hear that and wasn’t aware, so apologies for the reference earlier

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh. So sorry to hear that and wasn’t aware, so apologies for the reference earlier

No! There's no need for any apology!

Like I say, we are old friends. I used to have to be put under every six weeks between the age of 13 and 16. And then I've had multiple operations too.

Generals are just like slipping into a really warm bed and drifting off to sleep.

 

[lingus60]

Well good on yer Sheffield lad! You bring a lot of fun to this bunch on ‘ere

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well good on yer Sheffield lad! You bring a lot of fun to this bunch on ‘ere

Haha. Have you been drinking?

But thank you. I think I was dropped on my head as a baby and this is the result.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Evening all! Been mostly asleep for two days with Covid. Still testing positive. An absolute nightmare.

Did I miss anything fun?

I’ve been trying to avoid the news to prevent depression

Oh no, I hope it passes soon. I lost all my sense of smell and taste when I had it over Christmas and New Year. Blandest Christmas dinner EVER!! I couldn’t face eating it any way but still!

 

[lingus60]

Haha. Have you been drinking?

But thank you. I think I was dropped on my head as a baby and this is the result.

It’s all good!

 

[Anastasia1999]

It’s almost 5 O’Clock and the sun’s definitely over the yardarm. Tipple time?

I am off booze for Lent…

Happy weekend UK.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I have ice, bourbon, sugar, bitters and orange peel - I hope they dont fall into the same glass......

 

[Poetryinmotionxo]

 

[joclfc]

I have ice, bourbon, sugar, bitters and orange peel - I hope they dont fall into the same glass......

Like that's not going to happen