Anyone from the UK?

*Does an amazing zombie impression as he shuffles into the room, collapsing face first on the over-stuffed sofa*

Good morning, you lot. It's bin collection day!

No fry up for me please. I hate baked beans, black pudding, hot tomatoes and eggs.

I'll have a couple of sausages and some hash browns though.
Great lesbo zombie story in novels and novellas right now, called epilogue
 
Great, now I've been singing Primary School bangers in my head since you said this.

SHIIIIIIINE, JESUS SHINE!

...Morning has BROOOOKEN!

...From the tiny ant....

...Cauliflowers fluffy and cabbages green!
I only recognise Morning has broken none of the others 🤣🤣
I honestly read that as "don't fucking care". My imagination came crashing down when I re-read your post
You shoulda gone to Specsavers 🤓
 
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