Anyone from the UK?

[Heidi_UK]

*ahem*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I hate baked beans and tomatoes too. Yucky things.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is normal.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is normal.

That's stretching it a bit, but yes.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That's stretching it a bit, but yes.

If I give you a tenner, will you be nice to me for an hour?

I'd like to make it clear I am NOT paying for sex. But if you can't resist my animal magnetism, hop on!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

If I give you a tenner, will you be nice to me for an hour?

I'd like to make it clear I am NOT paying for sex. But if you can't resist my animal magnetism, hop on!

I'm always nice to you, except that one time you wanted me to be bad.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm always nice to you, except that one time you wanted me to be bad.

I meant for you to be bad in a nice way... You decided to play Whack-a-Mole with my balls.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I meant for you to be bad in a nice way... You decided to play Whack-a-Mole with my balls.

Be careful what you wish for!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Be careful what you wish for!

*Decides to go sit far away from Katie...*

 

[Heidi_UK]

*Decides to go sit far away from Katie...*

...*Edges a little closer to Katie....*

 

[Saltfountain]

Be careful what you wish for!

I'd like you to play Whack a mole on Wonky's balls again...

 

[Saltfountain]

*ahem*

Oh me, I can't breathe...

 

[Sparky74]

Morning Everyone have not been around much recently what have I missed much?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'd like you to play Whack a mole on Wonky's balls again...

Oi! You try having your balls attacked with a lump hammer, see how you like it.

 

[Wriggle]

Morning Everyone have not been around much recently what have I missed much?

To answer, I'm going to paraphrase Dickens
"It was the best of times; it was the worst of times"

 

[Saltfountain]

Oi! You try having your balls attacked with a lump hammer, see how you like it.

Nope. I'll enjoy spectating

 

[Wriggle]

Oi! You try having your balls attacked with a lump hammer, see how you like it.

Remember when all the kids copied mallets mallet with actual hammers?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Oi! You try having your balls attacked with a lump hammer, see how you like it.

Don't exaggerate. It wasn't a lump hammer.

It was a claw hammer.

 

[Sparky74]

To answer, I'm going to paraphrase Dickens
"It was the best of times; it was the worst of times"

That Good

 

[Wriggle]

"mallets mallet is a word association game where you must pause, you mustn't hesitate.....or you get a hammer to the balls like this"

 

[HornyKatie1979]

"mallets mallet is a word association game where you must pause, you mustn't hesitate.....or you get a hammer to the balls like this"

I did feel a bit weird cosplaying as Timmy Mallett, but it's what @AWonkyDonkey paid me a tenner for, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Remember when all the kids copied mallets mallet with actual hammers?

I can't say I do, actually!

Don't exaggerate. It wasn't a lump hammer.

It was a claw hammer.

Right, I'm off to play with my balls. Need to give them some TLC after you tried to rupture them.

*Shuffles off to the far corner and hides under a king-size duvet.*

 

[Wriggle]

I forgot you are young

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I can't say I do, actually!

Right, I'm off to play with my balls. Need to give them some TLC after you tried to rupture them.

*Shuffles off to the far corner and hides under a king-size duvet.*

Tried and succeeded.

Never say I do half a job.

 

[Saltfountain]

Don't exaggerate. It wasn't a lump hammer.

It was a claw hammer.

Which end?

 

[Wriggle]

I did feel a bit weird cosplaying as Timmy Mallett, but it's what @AWonkyDonkey paid me a tenner for, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Girls in glasses.
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