Anyone from the UK?

[NorthernCardinal]

I have the Cersei "Shame" scene from GOT in my head now

 

[Wriggle]

Remember a few weeks ago when I was absolutely lovely to all you ladies for an entire day?

You were all aware of my other woman and you were all happy talking and being friends back then.

 

[lingus60]

I disappear for a few hours, and you're all getting married off and having wanking competitions!!!

Me too. Travelling for a few hours and miss out on all the fun. Story of my life…

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Remember a few weeks ago when I was absolutely lovely to all you ladies for an entire day?

You were all aware of my other woman and you were all happy talking and being friends back then.

And so it came to pass that following the shunning proclamation the great grovelling apology began

 

[Wand3rlust]

Me too. Travelling for a few hours and miss out on all the fun. Story of my life…

Welcome to London

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Remember a few weeks ago when I was absolutely lovely to all you ladies for an entire day?

You were all aware of my other woman and you were all happy talking and being friends back then.

An entire day? Shiiiiiit. Must have been strenuously difficult

 

[Saltfountain]

You picked your paramour over me, I knew I should have shown off my sexy pink lady scarf

Feel free to avoid further problems by showing it off now

 

[Wriggle]

An entire day? Shiiiiiit. Must have been strenuously difficult

No the UK ladies are the greatest.
Everyone of them is interesting and sexy.

 

[Wriggle]

Welcome to London

Date night?
I didn't see that coming.

 

[Saltfountain]

And so it came to pass that following the shunning proclamation the great grovelling apology began

Ahhhh, I remember the Great Grovelling... They were simpler times

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Bah, couldn’t link to my pink pussy image - sorry @Saltfountain

 

[Fufumberuk]

Someone actually wished me happy valentine's day today as a general greeting. What's the world coming to where strangers are greeting each other with sentiments of love, whilst elsewhere in the world they're throwing bombs

 

[Saltfountain]

Bah, couldn’t link to my pink pussy image - sorry @Saltfountain

Using imgur?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm beginning to think "sexy pink lady scarf" is a euphemism. Anyway...

Roses are red
Violets are purple
I see why the poem said blue
Cos nothing rhymes with purple

 

[Saltfountain]

Using imgur?

Or fuckoffsaltyyoudegeneratepervert.com?

 

[Wriggle]

Bah, couldn’t link to my pink pussy image - sorry @Saltfountain

I'll sort it - I used to work on IT helpdesk.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Someone actually wished me happy valentine's day today as a general greeting. What's the world coming to where strangers are greeting each other with sentiments of love, whilst elsewhere in the world they're throwing bombs

I said happy valentines day to the man in the petrol station this morning as a greeting.

He didn't give me any free petrol or crisps. Another relationship ended.

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm beginning to think "sexy pink lady scarf" is a euphemism. Anyway...

Roses are red
Violets are purple
I see why the poem said blue
Cos nothing rhymes with purple

Roses are ted
Violets are violet
If you don't like that fact
Go live on an islet

 

[Wand3rlust]

Date night?
I didn't see that coming.

No, I just paid attention.

 

[Wriggle]

No, I just paid attention.

So did I to the emoji at the end of the message

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Roses are ted
Violets are violet
If you don't like that fact
Go live on an islet

Blood is red
Murder is violent
I should probably stop this rhyme
Before I get banned.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Londoners are very welcoming and friendly.

 

[Saltfountain]

Blood is red
Murder is violent
I should probably stop this rhyme
Before I get banned.

Roses are red
Lady scarves are pink
2 in the front
1 in the stink

 

[Wriggle]

Roses are red
Oranges are orange
I've a sore throat
I'll suck on a lozenge

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Roses are Red
Violets are purple
Are @Wand3rlust and @lingus60
A new lit board couple?